Jabbing James

[James]

Have you seen Live at Beacon Theater? It is his most recent I think. It's only five dollars on his site.

I have indeed, bought and watched it the day it came out. Very funny stuff!

[James]

Dear shipping manager James,

What is the best thing to order from the LRR store?

Wii Play shirts

[James]

Dear James, I feel we do not see as much of you outside Commadore Hustle these days (may be my imagination to be fair) why is this? Have you settled into a writer/tech position? You are frequently mentioned as one of the group writers in podcasts etc. and are frequently seen holding the boom in behind the scenes videos but not so much as a character, am I miss remembering this?

I've never felt completely comfortable playing a character, it's not really my thing. I enjoy being on camera but when I get to be myself, hence why you'll continue seeing me in episodes of cH. If a role comes around that I think I can do well then I'll jump at it, or if we're in a situation where we're all hands on deck I'll be there. But I'm not going to take a role for the sake of being on camera when I know that someone else can do it better than I.

[James]

Dear has other things to do James,

Other than the mad money you make for your sweet boomsmanship, what do you do to make money to buy vans and magic cards?

I'm a hired mercenary. Nothing major, just toppling governments and silencing those who disagree with my clients.

Easy stuff.

[James]

Dear James, it has been established you have endured more desertbus than any other living human, do you think these so called 'Verisimulators' have a future? Is it still better than any EA sports title?

They don't have a future and give me Madden 2012 anyday over Desert Bus

[James]

Dear Dr James,
Did you ever do that write-up of the harry potter movies after you marathoned them all?
If so, where can I find it?

I didn't. I think I tried then remembered I'm a terrible writer

I enjoyed them. They definately got better as the series went on and I'd watch them all again anytime.

[James]

Dear Sir James.

Given that I'm turning 21 next month what do I have to change about my life to live it just like you?

Also, are you going to any gigs this year?

Also also, any plans for summer.

Super maga ultra also also, cheese on toast or beans on toast?

I suppose the only way to live your life just like mine is to kill me and try and convience all my friends and family that you're in fact the real James Turner... good luck. I'm pretty replaceable

I have no plans for any gigs. I'll let you know if that changes.

Summer plans? Well I'm going to LA next week for the Child's Play Charity gold tournament. Vancouver at the end of June for the Grand Prix (Magic) and then at the end of summer we'll be down in Seattle for PAX. Somewhere in there I'll also be going to Powell River for a weekend and perhaps another Seattle trip.

Both sound pretty tasty right about now... but that's probably because I haven't eaten lunch yet.

[James]

How do you like your eggs?

Bacon or Sausage?

I just like eggs. I'll eat them pretty much however they are prepared. But if you want just one I'll go scrambled.

Bacon.

[James]

Dear James

Was you being type-cast as the cop intentional, or was it just noticed that it happened to you a lot and so became a "thing"?

It just became a thing.

[James]

Dear JAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAMES Sunderland.

What scares you the most? Bats? Spoiders? Snakes?

None really. I don't like suprise spiders. But if I walk into a room and see a spider chilling on the wall or something I don't freak out.

[James]

Heeeeeeeeeeeey Jaaaaaaaaaaaaames!

If you could transform into anything what would it be?

A unstransformed transformer.

[Lord Hosk]

Dear Gilligan's Captain and hutmate,

Why are you skipping questions?

[Kapol]

Dear Sir James, driver of the desert bus,

You rated Paul on how fluffy he was in this week's Feed Dump. How would you rate Matt?

[Matt]

Dear Gilligan's Captain and hutmate,

Why are you skipping questions?

Good name. I see what you did there.

-m

[beramode0]

Dear James the All Knowing,
What is the internet for?

[Geoff_B]

Dear The Jamesmaster (pun on Gamesmaster)

What game(s) have you not really thought you'd be interested in but tried and really enjoyed?

What game(s) have you thought you'd love but been disappointed by?

[Gap Filler]

Ever clipped someone in the head with a boom? Ever been clipped in the head by someone else with a boom?

[Geoff_B]

Ever clipped someone in the head with a boom and called out "BOOM! Headshot!"?

[Dibria]

How does it feel being made of stone? How could you not cry at the end of desertbus? Everonene else did, I did and I wasnt even there!

No wonder Matt left you

[James]

You have two kids, one boy and one girl and have to name them after MtG cards, pick a name?
i.e., Chandra Turner and Garruk Turner
Nicol Turner, etc
No using the ones I did.

Boy will be named Momir Vig
Girl will be named Tezzeret (I feel it's a unisex name )

[James]

What's the worst pain you've ever had? Except Matt.

Tearing the ligaments in my ankle from playing hockey when I was 13.
Sucked sooooooo bad.

[James]

Sorry guys, been a busy couple days for me. I'll be back to answering this afternoon. Keep the questions coming.

[Lord Hosk]

Dear heart breaker,

I am now leaning towards team Matt in this break up, don't you love us anymore?

[Lord Hosk]

You have two kids, one boy and one girl and have to name them after MtG cards, pick a name?
i.e., Chandra Turner and Garruk Turner
Nicol Turner, etc
No using the ones I did.

Boy will be named Momir Vig
Girl will be named Tezzeret (I feel it's a unisex name )

If you have a boy first and name him Momir Vig and then have twins a boy and a girl. Will you name them Tezzer and Tezzeret?

[Deedles]

Dear Jay Meister,

What do you prefer, books or movies? How come you prefer one over the other/and if you don't prefer one over the other what do you like about the two?

What type of character do you tend to find yourself liking the most?