Venting Thread Delta - Now With Easy to Follow Rules

[JustAName]

I do NOT understand this pattern unless selv st decreases a stitch which it does NOT appear to do whyyy rrrrrgh!

[nicholasmc1]

WHY ARE MY LEVEL DESIGNERS SO TERRIBLE, JUST BECAUSE YOU DID THE WORK DOESN'T MEAN I CAN USE IT@!!!!!!@121212 They've played the build, they know how the game functions yet the continue to construct area's which rely on mechanics which either don't exist or don't function like you think they do YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY WOULD WE PUT AN OBJECT FOR THE PLAYER TO INTERACT WITH AT A DISTANCE AWAY FROM THE PLAYER THATS TWICE THE CAMERA VIEW!!!!!/. If it wasn't for my 1 good designers levels I would go insane constructing these things.

[Drecon]

F-ing allergies... Sore throat, sneezing full-time, going through handkerchiefs like crazy...
Gets me by surprise every time.

[Kapol]

Fuck quizzes with incredibly vague questions and answers. I just finished taking three quizzes in a row. There were at least seven questions where I honestly just yelled at the screen "ALL OF THESE MAKE SENSE!" It's infuriating. And then I managed to catch one trying to trick me with spelling. Fuck this class and the teacher it rode in on.

*these feelings brought to you by being tired and grumpy

Mind you, it's still better than Security+ questions... those would be hilariously bad if not for the fact that taking the test costs hundreds of dollars.

[Valkyrie-Lemons]

People who park in disabled spaces when there are plenty of free spaces. They're marked out for a reason, not for shit and giggles. And using your phone doesn't count as a disability.

[auberginequeen]

I've been trying to get more sleep lately as I'm usually tired all the time, but I'm pretty sure this is how the parts of my body involved in circadian rhythm took it:

"Hey, she doesn't normally go to bed this early... Usually we sleep about 5 hours a night, between 2 and 7, but now she's going to bed at 11! What could this mean?!"

"Wait! I've got it. Maybe she wants to get up earlier. Yeah, that must be why she's going to sleep now, 'cause she wants to get up at 3 AM!"

"Oh of course, that makes perfect sense! Setting internal alarm clock for '3-in-the-bloody-morning'"

And now, like clockwork, I wake up at 3 AM feeling llke I've been hit by a truck, and going back to bed doesn't make it any better.

Screw biology.

[Darkobra]

The secret now is to stay awake until 11pm the next night and you'll sleep right through.

Far, far easier said than done.

[tamaness]

The secret now is to stay awake until 11pm the next night and you'll sleep right through.

...and do it over and over again for a week straight, otherwise you'll revert.

Far, far easier said than done.

Absolutely true.

[Mister Fiend]

It's not work I hate so much, it's the people I work with. And the company I work for. And Steve.

I hate Steve.

[JustAName]

Didn't get the job. Drat.

[Mister Fiend]

Didn't get the job. Drat.

Does that mean I get to violence someone? Please say yes.

[Kapol]

The answer is always yes.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

I feel quite nausious.

Today I helped my dad empty our pond (to replace the pond liner).
We rescued various toads, frogs and newts.

But we discovered something horrific.

We found two dead frogs.

That in itself is unpleasant. But the state of their corpses was even more horrific. It appeared that the frogs died with their frogspawn literally erupting from their bodies. It was as though it couldn't leave through their vaginas, so it simply ruptured the frog.

[Kortanios]

Have spent the last 1 and a half months revising for exams that start the day after tomorrow and at the moment I feel like my name should be Jon Snow because I know nothing.

[empath]

[TheRocket]

HAHAHHAHAHA. It's true.

When the doctor was like "You can't eat anything delicious ever again." I was all


Now I go into a liquor store and am like "WHATTTTT MOTHER FUCKER DID YOU JUST SAY I CAN DRINK MY COOKIES?!?"

[Dutch guy]

There are plenty of delicious things that are gluten free. It does however require more effort and thought, which sucks major balls if you just want to get a quick snack.

That center minion in that gif just cracks me up. Someone should photoshop his eyes to make them uneven size and put them crosseyed. He'd be trippin balls.

[MattAn]

I can't words anymore. Someone please tell me how to words. Do I need more plastic tubing or do I just lay on the floor and roll around a bit, singing "I'm A Lumberjack" or something else insane? I don't even anymore. D:

[KiteNeravar]

No, a high school programming class does not mean that you know shit about programming video games. Bug fixes are not simple two minute activities they take a lot of time and effort. Just because they know how the bug is showing in the game doesn't mean they will immediately know how to fix it. And I swear to Odin and all the Norse gods that if you say "all they have to do us click the debug button" again I will drive to your house tear out your spine and use it to stab you to death.

[Keab42]

If you tear and stab carefully there will be enough skin left to make a cape.

[Phailhammer]

No, a high school programming class does not mean that you know shit about programming video games. Bug fixes are not simple two minute activities they take a lot of time and effort. Just because they know how the bug is showing in the game doesn't mean they will immediately know how to fix it. And I swear to Odin and all the Norse gods that if you say "all they have to do us click the debug button" again I will drive to your house tear out your spine and use it to stab you to death.

In cases like that, I'd just sit back and watch, and see how long it *actually* takes them to fix it.

[KiteNeravar]

A cap and cowl?!

Making him try and fix it would be an evil and fitting punishment lol

[Kapol]

I have two other people in one of my classes. They are both absolute idiots. I dislike them both. This is a class that has group work very often. Rawr.

[TheRocket]

There are plenty of delicious things that are gluten free. It does however require more effort and thought, which sucks major balls if you just want to get a quick snack.

-_-

[Dutch guy]

There are plenty of delicious things that are gluten free. It does however require more effort and thought, which sucks major balls if you just want to get a quick snack.

-_-

sorry...