http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... ks-1145798
The TSA stopped a man in San Francisco after seeing an unusual bulge in his pants. After a thorough search it was discovered he just had the world's largest penis, which the TSA mistook for a weapon.
Is that a bomb in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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Huh, first time I've heard the phrase 'suspicious package' used so literally and correctly.
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Rad nauseum.
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
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This should be on feed dump.
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"The TSA thought I had a lethal weapon in my pants. They were right... ladies."
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And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
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Bow chicka wow wow
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What? Someone had to do it!
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What? Someone had to do it!
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That picture is just too much information
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I mean... he could have hurt someone with it. He probably at least broke a few hearts.
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That guy legit must have the worst sex life.
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
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I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.
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Wait, so his name is J. Falcon? I'm not entirely sure what to think of that....
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Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.
SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.
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Probably a pipe fitter as a day job. It's just more practice when he gets back home.
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TheRocket wrote:Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.
SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.
That's sort of what I was getting at. Though I posit eunuchs have a worse sex life.
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TheRocket wrote:Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.
SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.
Likely that comes from the 'outside-of-the-bedroom' way that society unconsciously treats him with a little more unfounded respect, awe and deference.
It's entirely likely that he himself is unsatisfied 'in bed'. Because there are things he won't...can't experience like the feeling of someone truly deep-throating him. Or that moment when his short'n'curlies meet hers. Or ever just letting go and being the animal that coitus is meant for you to be. Sex for a man that big is an exercise in restraint and self-control...well, IF he ever wants to have sex again. Constantly putting the other party's well-being before his own. And admittedly, that sort of attention can result in a LOT of satisfaction for the other party, and foster a fair amount of pride in him. However, it still means he's quashing his own desires and wants...
{Spoilered since this isn't The Sex Thread, and some people might not expect such frank explicitness in this discussion; just thinking of y'all first ;^) }
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