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Is that a bomb in your pants or are you happy to see me?

Postby MatParker116 » 26 Jul 2012, 14:56

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... ks-1145798

The TSA stopped a man in San Francisco after seeing an unusual bulge in his pants. After a thorough search it was discovered he just had the world's largest penis, which the TSA mistook for a weapon.
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Postby Fezzul » 26 Jul 2012, 15:09

Huh, first time I've heard the phrase 'suspicious package' used so literally and correctly.
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Postby Ottoman » 26 Jul 2012, 15:24

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Postby Danzama » 26 Jul 2012, 15:26

This should be on feed dump.
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Postby Fezzul » 26 Jul 2012, 16:47

"The TSA thought I had a lethal weapon in my pants. They were right... ladies."
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Postby beramode0 » 26 Jul 2012, 18:10

Bow chicka wow wow
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Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 27 Jul 2012, 04:27

That picture is just too much information :(
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Postby Geoff_B » 27 Jul 2012, 04:34

I would not have thought a picture would be necessary for this story.
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Postby plummeting_sloth » 27 Jul 2012, 05:37

I mean... he could have hurt someone with it. He probably at least broke a few hearts.
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Postby TheRocket » 27 Jul 2012, 08:53

That guy legit must have the worst sex life.
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Postby Psyclone » 27 Jul 2012, 09:01

I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.
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Postby Jamfalcon » 27 Jul 2012, 09:18

Wait, so his name is J. Falcon? I'm not entirely sure what to think of that....
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Postby TheRocket » 27 Jul 2012, 11:48

Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.



SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.
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Postby plummeting_sloth » 27 Jul 2012, 13:24

Probably a pipe fitter as a day job. It's just more practice when he gets back home.
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Postby Psyclone » 27 Jul 2012, 18:41

TheRocket wrote:
Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.



SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.

That's sort of what I was getting at. Though I posit eunuchs have a worse sex life.
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Postby empath » 30 Jul 2012, 04:37

TheRocket wrote:
Psyclone wrote:I dunno, he looks pretty self-satisfied to me.



SELF being the big word. Sex life with OTHER people I don't imagine is awesome.


Likely that comes from the 'outside-of-the-bedroom' way that society unconsciously treats him with a little more unfounded respect, awe and deference.

It's entirely likely that he himself is unsatisfied 'in bed'. Because there are things he won't...can't experience like the feeling of someone truly deep-throating him. Or that moment when his short'n'curlies meet hers. Or ever just letting go and being the animal that coitus is meant for you to be. Sex for a man that big is an exercise in restraint and self-control...well, IF he ever wants to have sex again. Constantly putting the other party's well-being before his own. And admittedly, that sort of attention can result in a LOT of satisfaction for the other party, and foster a fair amount of pride in him. However, it still means he's quashing his own desires and wants...
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