The Missing Matt Thread

[Darkobra]

Vote: Darkobra!

Ooh wrong thread... awkward...

What? What was the RIGHT thread?

[Geoff_B]

Sorry I was in Mafia mode. It was a vote for lynching. You got lucky there.

[Darkobra]

See you at 6pm, Geoff.

[Geoff_B]

Whaaaa?

[Darkobra]

TF2 night at 6pm. Theoretically. Anyway. I'm going to lynch you, your team mates and the hut that spawns you.

[Slack Mesa]

Matt, you are returning to Victoria for Desert Bus this year, right? It just won't be the same unless you serenade James with a certain Electric Six song.

[beramode0]

That song where the male singer explicitly talks about his intention of taking the also-male listener to a facility where individuals, who partake in homosexual activities, gather to fraternize?

[Lord Hosk]

If I recall correctly last year James said he would be serenading Matt this year.

[General Michi]

I know it kinda breaks tradition but I hope he sings Can't Take My Eyes Of You instead

[empath]

...I second that.



Anyways, here's hoping studies are going well, Mr. Mattacular!

[aeric90]

That song where the male singer explicitly talks about his intention of taking the also-male listener to a facility where individuals, who partake in homosexual activities, gather to fraternize?

That's not implied by the lyrics at all. I think you're projecting the Matt/James lap dance into it. He could be singing to a woman.

According to Matt's twitter he's been pretty ill this past week and bed ridden. Hope he feels better soon!

[Lord Hosk]

I am wondering just how bad poor Matt is, he said he found a well staffed comfortable well appointed clinic to go to in the middle of the night. I fear he may be suffering hallucinations.

[empath]

No, you forget - CANADA; those DO exist up here.

...but while it's well-staffed, and comfortable & well-appointed as well as open at all hours, it's probably packed with long waiting lines...but at least the long wait will be comfy.

Here's hoping he's on the mend!

[Matt]

I am wondering just how bad poor Matt is, he said he found a well staffed comfortable well appointed clinic to go to in the middle of the night. I fear he may be suffering hallucinations.

Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

I was looking for a clinic at 4:30 pm on a Saturday. Not late at night. It's just that clinics often close at 4 on Saturdays. The miracle, though was that the clinic I found was new, clean, open, and practically empty.

Anyhow, I'm still alive, but was as sick as I have ever been from a cold or flu this last week. On the mend now, with just a residual cough and sore throat.

-m

[Lord Chrusher]

Quad damage!

[Moshi]

Matt quad posting.... Super Effective....

[Lord Hosk]

a quad post does nothing to alleviate my fears.

[Jamfalcon]

I know we said we missed Matt posting a lot, but this isn't quite what we meant.

[AdmiralMemo]

Dude should have gone into Paul-antine again.

[beramode0]

That song where the male singer explicitly talks about his intention of taking the also-male listener to a facility where individuals, who partake in homosexual activities, gather to fraternize?

That's not implied by the lyrics at all. I think you're projecting the Matt/James lap dance into it. He could be singing to a woman

Oh deeeeeeeeerp
but you have to agree, the image of them lap dancing is hard to get rid of.

Also, get well soon Matt!!!

[Graham]

I think I've stemmed the daily tide of triplicate spam threads, btw.

Boolean operators, muthafuckaaaaa!

[General Michi]

I think I've stemmed the daily tide of triplicate spam threads, btw.

Boolean operators, muthafuckaaaaa!

"I am a spam bot, true or false?"

[Geoff_B]

I'm going to go with yes.

[Lord Hosk]

These spam bots are running deep, when he posts a link to a gold trading website we are all going to click it.

[Geoff_B]

I'm sure such a thing would never happen