So, in 2012, both of my half-brothers decided to get married to their respective partners.
And I was like "Well, yay! Good for them! The two couples are clearly great/perfect matches!"
Then Desert Bus VI happened, and as I was watching the "MOST EPIC CAMERA GLITCH" video (that is, the one that accidentally
went viral, I noted with some dissatisfaction how many comments were saying "None of the guys in that room have EVER gotten laid!" and stuff like that.
Then I heard the news that all three LRR couples had got engaged (thus effectively nullifying said Youtube comments. As if anyone ever needed to disprove things said by idiots on Youtube.)
And the week after that, I went to possibly the greatest wedding I have ever been to or
will ever go to, the wedding of one of my aforementioned half-brothers.
What I'm trying to say is
DAMNIT EVERYONE. You're making me like weddings! Liking weddings is not my thing! Weddings are supposed to be boring and kind of overly sappy and ... and they suck and I hate them and...
I can't do it any more. You win. Weddings are great.
Congratulations to all three happy couples. I bet your weddings will be awesome.
You've turned me into a hopeless romantic.
"My favourite song is 'Girl Panic!'... because girls make me panic... in a good way!"
- Simon Le Bon.