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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 12 Dec 2012, 04:17

There never was a Jack the Ripper, only prostitutes who exploded upon witnessing the majesty of naked James Turner.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Yaxley » 12 Dec 2012, 05:19

James has all of the super powers of every member of Alpha Flight except Snowbird.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby ex-Lurker » 12 Dec 2012, 07:08

James has to shave with diamonds, since mere steel can not cut through his hair, he still has to go through several pairs of razors per month.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 12 Dec 2012, 09:45

Yaxley wrote:James has all of the super powers of every member of Alpha Flight except Snowbird.


because postcognition is just memory ;)

James was the 12th Governor of North Carolina from 1802 to 1805, he went on to serve in the United states senate, he resigned claiming poor health, but it was really to move to Canada as part of the deal he worked out to support the Canadians in the war of 1812.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Yaxley » 12 Dec 2012, 11:43

James has personally burned down the White House.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 12 Dec 2012, 11:46

James, like all human beings, has latent psychic powers. Unlike human beings however, James' psychic powers are not subdued by uncooked tomato. He just never feels like using them.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 12 Dec 2012, 11:59

The Mayan prophecy does not fortell of the day when the world will end. Simply the day when James elevates to the next level of awesome.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby JustAName » 12 Dec 2012, 12:29

We only see this Image because our brains cannot process the sheer majesty that is James Turner.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lorithad » 12 Dec 2012, 16:21

James was once seen riding a polar bear down the streets of downtown victoria. When questioned, he responded saying he was merely "getting groceries."
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby nicholasmc1 » 12 Dec 2012, 23:33

James Turners body can process Bagels in a similar way to a plants processing sunlight enabling him in his mortal form to live on Bagels alone indefiantly.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby SilPho » 13 Dec 2012, 00:17

Graham is allowed to be the "leader" of LRR because James lets him. James is cool like that.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Kapol » 13 Dec 2012, 00:27

nicholasmc1 wrote:James Turners body can process Bagels in a similar way to a plant processing sunlight enabling him in his mortal form to live on Bagels alone indefiantly.


I read that as beagle. It had an entirely different meaning.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 13 Dec 2012, 04:08

James Turner did not sail on the Beagle with Charles Darwin. He was the Beagle.
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Re: James Turner's twin

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Lyinginbedmon wrote:James Turner did not sail on the Beagle with Charles Darwin. He was the Beagle.


which he then ate. wait a second. :shock:
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby nicholasmc1 » 13 Dec 2012, 07:11

I should ask James how beagles tastes.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 13 Dec 2012, 07:20

TMBG's song "Particle Man" isn't about different people. It's about different facets that James lets us see.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Dubious_wolf » 13 Dec 2012, 09:39

In 1492 James Turner sailed the ocean blue. On a jet ski.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Yaxley » 13 Dec 2012, 12:38

James can put Humpty Dumpty together again.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 13 Dec 2012, 15:21

Of all the potential candidates for the real author of William Shakespeare's plays Experts agree that James Turner is the most likely. However, he is too modest to admit it.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 13 Dec 2012, 16:56

Ian Fleming tried to write a series of books about James Turner's exploits, but the English language was so lacking that the result was a very poor representation of the awesomeness that is James. Rather than allow the world to believe James Turner was any less awesome than he really is, Fleming changed the characters last name to Bond.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Kapol » 13 Dec 2012, 16:59

James can eat more frozen waffles then any other man I know.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby General Michi » 13 Dec 2012, 18:21

James once wished to experience what we mortals know as fear to better understand us so he crafted Cthulu. To this day he has still not experienced this emotion but he has remained friends with Cthulu ever since and visits R'lyeh twice a year.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby nicholasmc1 » 13 Dec 2012, 19:07

These two times a year are refered to as Easter and Christmas, to not confuse lesser being he created Christianity to explain these holidays.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 13 Dec 2012, 20:22

James Turner is the voice of Gordon Freeman, but his voice acting was so good that if you heard it your head would explode.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby nicholasmc1 » 13 Dec 2012, 22:34

KiteNeravar wrote:James Turner is the voice of Gordon Freeman, but his voice acting was so good that if you heard it your head would explode.

The credits of half life would say "in memory of the recording staff who lost their lives" but james didn't want to bring the mood dow so it was later removed.

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