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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 16 Dec 2012, 20:28

James Turner's smile has the destructive capacity of several thermonuclear detonations when presented in the presence of normal matter. Upon seeing the dinosaurs, he saw that they were rad, and has endeavoured to never smile so fully since for fear of similarly extinguishing such awesomeness.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Chrusher » 17 Dec 2012, 03:46

The death of the dinosaurs is result of James Going to the Store for the first time.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 17 Dec 2012, 13:26

James invented the Zamboni. He used the pseudonym Frank Zamboni because he wisely predicted a vehicle called a Turner would confuse people when it drove in a straight line.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby The Jester » 17 Dec 2012, 13:48

James Turner was Walt Disney's muse.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 17 Dec 2012, 13:50

James always puts the milk jug back in the fridge empty, but they next person always has just enough.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby ex-Lurker » 17 Dec 2012, 13:53

James does, in fact, lift.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 17 Dec 2012, 13:58

James Turner can spell any word with his Cheerios
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby The Jester » 17 Dec 2012, 14:10

James can bench press Serge bench pressing Pika over 9000 times before getting bored (he never tires).
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 17 Dec 2012, 14:42

James Anthony Turner is an anagram of "Stern Hat Journeyman." We all know that's no coincidence.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby ex-Lurker » 17 Dec 2012, 17:57

James is the only known maker/seller of stem hats, he is also the only one that understands their use.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 17 Dec 2012, 21:22

James "trademark" hat is not a hat at all, he has the power to project any image he wants into peoples minds and find that that hat puts people at ease.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Kapol » 17 Dec 2012, 23:07

The Jester wrote:James can bench press Serge bench pressing Pika over 9000 times before getting bored (he never tires).


Pika's 'caffine rush' during Desert Bus wasn't actually caused by Caffine. It was actually caused by being around James for a prolonged period of time. James gives those around him extra energy without them realizing it. This is how Loading Ready Run can handle making so many series and doing so many different events at once.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Dubious_wolf » 18 Dec 2012, 00:56

James Turner, created at least three new extra solar planets last week.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 18 Dec 2012, 04:52

Pokemon used to roam the world, then James caught them all.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 18 Dec 2012, 04:56

James Turner would have made new intrasolar planets, but he respects the decision of the review board and addresses Pluto appropriately.

They still keep up their weekly tennis games.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 18 Dec 2012, 13:59

The reward for 100% completion in World of Warcraft is a mask of James' face with a detachable 'tache.

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AlexanderDitto » 18 Dec 2012, 14:48

James is so awesome, Ashley agreed to marry him.

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 18 Dec 2012, 14:49

James is so awesome that he inspired AlexanderDitto and I both to make the exact same post.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 18 Dec 2012, 16:24

James evil twin has put something in the water to make everyone in victoria get engaged. Its his least evil plan ever.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby The Jester » 18 Dec 2012, 16:26

Even James Turner's evil twin cannot actually do evil; such is the good in the soul and essence of James.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Matt » 18 Dec 2012, 16:29

AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL DEES LRR PEEPS GETTIN' HITCHED



AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL



AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL


AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL


ಠ_ಠ

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 18 Dec 2012, 16:45

James is slowly working on his mater plan, pulling strIngs and talking to contacts that kings would be envious of. He is manipulating events on a global scale with the sole purpose of getting Matt hitched
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Kapol » 18 Dec 2012, 16:51

Matt wrote:
AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL DEES LRR PEEPS GETTIN' HITCHED



AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL



AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL


AlexanderDitto wrote:ALL


ಠ_ಠ

-m


We all know you're not part of the crew while at school. :P

I'm just joking. You're still our favorite.

Back on topic, James has the power to smite me for messing with Matt. Thankfully, I sacrificed a goat to him and now I'm not so worried about getting hit by lightning.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 18 Dec 2012, 16:53

Matt: We all know you're already engaged to Rainbow Dash. :P
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Master Gunner » 18 Dec 2012, 18:01

Matt wrote:ಠ_ಠ


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