James Turner's twin
- Lord Hosk
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Re: James Turner's twin
ok now hang on just a second.
This is easy to see.
Thats legit
This is a commonly accepted fact.
This is easy to accept.
Thats not even a strech of the imagination. but
Im gonna call BS on this one, NO ONE understood lost. Jeffrey Lieber, J. J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof sat down over the summer and watched the entire run, Damon has been in a coma ever since. He fell to the floor and screamed "WHAT Have we done I dont even know what happened!" then started twitching.
Jamfalcon wrote:James actually looks like a kitten. He just masks his true appearance in an attempt to leave his home without being constantly adored.
It doesn't work.
This is easy to see.
Keab42 wrote:James Turner is the reason that Nightcrawler uses BAMF as his teleportation sound effect.
Thats legit
My pseudonym is Ix wrote:James Turner has finally proven that The Bird ≠ The Word
This is a commonly accepted fact.
plummeting_sloth wrote:The ways of James are unknown to us mortals. Benevolence and malevolence are one in the same to those of his plane of existence.
This is easy to accept.
PlasmaCow wrote:James Turner is the only being capable of existing in all known (and a few unknown) multiverse's at once.
Thats not even a strech of the imagination. but
Trymantha wrote:James understood Lost.
Im gonna call BS on this one, NO ONE understood lost. Jeffrey Lieber, J. J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof sat down over the summer and watched the entire run, Damon has been in a coma ever since. He fell to the floor and screamed "WHAT Have we done I dont even know what happened!" then started twitching.
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Re: James Turner's twin
Caveat: James did not "understand" Lost fully, but he understands it better than any mortal.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James has been signed to direct the 8th Star Wars film.
Re: James Turner's twin
*Somebody reminded me that this thread exists, so necrobump engaged*
Threads about James do not die, they merely pass into legend.
Threads about James do not die, they merely pass into legend.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James once won an mtg pro tour with a deck of UNO cards and a magikarp Pokemon card.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James once ate alphabet soup and pooped out hieroglyphics
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Re: James Turner's twin
The Hieroglyphics he pooped out where in the form of Tolstoy Novel. This is the tale of how Leo Tolstoy added James Turner as his middle name out of respect and honor.
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Re: James Turner's twin
chuck norris is afraid of james turner.
when james turner farted for the first time as a child dubstep was born.
wizards of the coast market research now just consists of their marketing team watching the LRR draft videos and writing down everything james says
when james turner farted for the first time as a child dubstep was born.
wizards of the coast market research now just consists of their marketing team watching the LRR draft videos and writing down everything james says
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James Turner scared the beard right off chuck norris.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James saw the poster's backs breaking
He saw the forums go dead
And he saw the spambots takin'
Every poll and even each thread
So he said, "You can't do that without hexproof!"
"It says so right on this rules page!"
James put on his glasses
And whupped all their asses
And gave us a thread to last an age
He saw the forums go dead
And he saw the spambots takin'
Every poll and even each thread
So he said, "You can't do that without hexproof!"
"It says so right on this rules page!"
James put on his glasses
And whupped all their asses
And gave us a thread to last an age
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Re: James Turner's twin
James Turner's twin, bad weather friend
He always wants to start when I want to begin
It scares me so, like I scare myself
With that book of Nostradamus up upon my shelf
He always wants to start when I want to begin
It scares me so, like I scare myself
With that book of Nostradamus up upon my shelf
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Re: James Turner's twin
Only James Turner could come close to capturing the full majesty of James Turner in a poem.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: James Turner's twin
Some people wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears James Turner pyjamas.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James Turner doesn't need to highlight spoilers.
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Re: James Turner's twin
good one michi
James Turner can do Doom Buties with both hands tied behind his back.
James Turner can do Doom Buties with both hands tied behind his back.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James Turner does boom duties without a boom; he can download any sound he hears, perfectly, directly onto any computer of his choosing
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Re: James Turner's twin
Harlem does the James shake.
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Re: James Turner's twin
Next to the Red Phone in the Oval Office, there is a blue phone who's ringer resembles a hat. This phone is a direct line to James and must be used before any authorized nuclear strike.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
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plummeting_sloth wrote:Next to the Red Phone in the Oval Office, there is a blue phone who's ringer resembles a hat. This phone is a direct line to James and must be used before any authorized nuclear strike.
Because they need to see when James is available to open that big of a can of whoop ass on some peoples.
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Re: James Turner's twin
While Thomas Savory is credited with the invention of the steam engine in 1698; many patent and copyright laws fail to credit James Turner with the invention of steam several hundreds of millions of years earlier.
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Re: James Turner's twin
James Turner shoots fireballs from his eyes.
Beware Bering Crystal Bears, Bearing Crystals. (Especially if the crystals they are bearing are, themselves, Bering Crystal Bears.) -Old, Stupid Proverb
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Re: James Turner's twin
James Turner eats spam bots for breakfast.
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James Turner had several spambots already and was too full to nom this one.
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