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James Turner saved us from the Vogon Constructor Fleet
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Keab42 wrote:James Turner saved us from the Vogon Constructor Fleet
KNEW I should have gone with bar billiards...
James Turner can housetrain a polar bear
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A bro-fist from James Turner grants you one wish as long as it meets his moral standards.
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James turner filmed edited and produced the movie Titanic.
When it happened.
James Cameron is actually just a pseudonym.
When it happened.
James Cameron is actually just a pseudonym.
^( " )^
winner!
winner!
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James Turner used to be titled Sir until he relinquished the title feeling it made him too much of a show off.
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Sir James Turner invented the concept of turning, but left it to world for free.
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
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James Turner stole fire from the gods, found out that someone framed Prometheus and then went to break his chains. He made up the name 'Heracles' to avoid historical confusion.
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James Turner has his liver picked out daily by an eagle, just because he's concerned for it's welfare and wants to make sure it has a steady diet of foie gras
He habitually wears an expression as if he had determined to drive his head through a brick wall, and was about to do it (Description of U.S. Grant)
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James Turner has already 100%ed GTA 5
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James Turner has 100%ed Desert Bus.
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My pseudonym is Ix wrote:James Turner has 100%ed Desert Bus twice.
FTFY
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James Turner is widely credited with the invention of "Twerking"
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It is recognized as his one misstep in life, the invention was made after a 76 hour sleepless stretch where he was ferrying children trapped in a flood to safety by swimming back and forth across a 2 mile wide river pulling 12 floating trees behind him each tree was the purchase for over 20 children.
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James Turner is the hero we deserve.
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When asked "Do you even lift?" James Turner can confidently say "Yes."
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James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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My pseudonym is Ix wrote:James Turner is the hero we deserve.
But not the one we need.
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James Turner's voice was the inspiration for the Star Wars blasters. Not just the sound, more the way people tend to drop dead to the floor when he shouts at them.
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James Turner will be back in "James Turner 2: James Turner", starring James Turner.
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James Turner's autobiography had to be ghost-written because man was not meant to handle words directly penned by him.
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James Turner shot the sheriff AND the deputy.
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James turner stopped directly interacting with the united states congress in 1794 to see how long it would take to completely break down without his guidance.
it had a good run.
it had a good run.
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James Turner's plan is simple: kill the Batman.
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James Turner fought with my father in the Clone Wars.
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