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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 28 May 2013, 12:29

James Turner saved us from the Vogon Constructor Fleet
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 28 May 2013, 12:31

Keab42 wrote:James Turner saved us from the Vogon Constructor Fleet


KNEW I should have gone with bar billiards...

James Turner can housetrain a polar bear
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby General Michi » 28 May 2013, 12:35

A bro-fist from James Turner grants you one wish as long as it meets his moral standards.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Dubious_wolf » 23 Jun 2013, 21:33

James turner filmed edited and produced the movie Titanic.
When it happened.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby nicholasmc1 » 24 Jun 2013, 06:10

James Turner used to be titled Sir until he relinquished the title feeling it made him too much of a show off.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby plummeting_sloth » 24 Jun 2013, 19:22

Sir James Turner invented the concept of turning, but left it to world for free.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 25 Jun 2013, 07:01

James Turner stole fire from the gods, found out that someone framed Prometheus and then went to break his chains. He made up the name 'Heracles' to avoid historical confusion.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby plummeting_sloth » 25 Jun 2013, 16:34

James Turner has his liver picked out daily by an eagle, just because he's concerned for it's welfare and wants to make sure it has a steady diet of foie gras
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 27 Aug 2013, 13:42

James Turner has already 100%ed GTA 5
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 28 Aug 2013, 08:48

James Turner has 100%ed Desert Bus.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 28 Aug 2013, 08:52

My pseudonym is Ix wrote:James Turner has 100%ed Desert Bus twice.


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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 28 Aug 2013, 10:27

James Turner is widely credited with the invention of "Twerking"
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 28 Aug 2013, 14:12

It is recognized as his one misstep in life, the invention was made after a 76 hour sleepless stretch where he was ferrying children trapped in a flood to safety by swimming back and forth across a 2 mile wide river pulling 12 floating trees behind him each tree was the purchase for over 20 children.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Dubious_wolf » 28 Aug 2013, 17:50

James Turner is our only hope.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 29 Aug 2013, 00:28

James Turner is the hero we deserve.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 03 Oct 2013, 08:38

When asked "Do you even lift?" James Turner can confidently say "Yes."
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James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 03 Oct 2013, 08:47

My pseudonym is Ix wrote:James Turner is the hero we deserve.


But not the one we need.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 04 Oct 2013, 06:06

James Turner's voice was the inspiration for the Star Wars blasters. Not just the sound, more the way people tend to drop dead to the floor when he shouts at them.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 04 Oct 2013, 07:04

James Turner will be back in "James Turner 2: James Turner", starring James Turner.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 04 Oct 2013, 08:24

James Turner's autobiography had to be ghost-written because man was not meant to handle words directly penned by him.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 04 Oct 2013, 08:35

James Turner shot the sheriff AND the deputy.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lord Hosk » 04 Oct 2013, 08:37

James turner stopped directly interacting with the united states congress in 1794 to see how long it would take to completely break down without his guidance.

it had a good run.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 08 Oct 2013, 23:04

James Turner's plan is simple: kill the Batman.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby MattAn » 08 Oct 2013, 23:12

James Turner beats paper, which beats rock. And also scissors.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 08 Oct 2013, 23:26

James Turner fought with my father in the Clone Wars.
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