James Turner's twin

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 09 Oct 2013, 05:01

Bebop Man wrote:James Turner will be back in "James Turner 2: James Turner", starring James Turner.


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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 09 Oct 2013, 08:21

James Turner: The Turnering
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 09 Oct 2013, 10:34

The Harry Potter series is a watered-down version of James Turner's life, apparently to make it "more believable."
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 09 Oct 2013, 11:08

Anywhere James Turner goes, a Batcave forms directly underneath.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby plummeting_sloth » 10 Oct 2013, 10:31

It is said James Turner know no fear. This is incorrect, as James Turner knows himself, and he IS fear
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 10 Oct 2013, 10:51

James Turner really WAS talkin' to Travis Bickle.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 10 Oct 2013, 19:03

James Turner looks at the cards.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 10 Oct 2013, 19:23

Who's the white private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
TURNER!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
TURNER!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
TURNER!
Right On!

They say this cat Turner is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Turner.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his woman
JAMES TURNER!
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby MattAn » 10 Oct 2013, 19:39

James Turner has been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

He is also the man responsible for defeating Frieza.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 11 Oct 2013, 05:22

James Turner didn't so much "defeat" Frieza. It was more like Frieza taking one look at James and saying, "Nope. I give up."
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Ptangmatik » 11 Oct 2013, 05:46

James Turner gives Freddy Kruger nightmares
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Hepheastus » 11 Oct 2013, 05:59

When James Turner falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets James Turner
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby plummeting_sloth » 11 Oct 2013, 06:30

A thread of hyper-adulation would shake most people to their core... but not James Turner
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 11 Oct 2013, 07:32

Fuck Pokeballs. James Turner stares his Pokemon into submission.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Ptangmatik » 11 Oct 2013, 08:04

Many mistake James' name, assuming he turns, when he is in fact the Turner, the one who turns others.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 11 Oct 2013, 11:46

James turner knows about timed hits.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Drecon » 13 Oct 2013, 03:09

If you play all LRR sketches at the exact same time all that can be heard is "James Turner, James Turner, James Turner" for the entire duration.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 13 Oct 2013, 04:23

There are four common theories (along with several less common) that attempt to propose the solution to the Fermi paradox. The first states that we are the only intelligent race in the galaxy to have developed, the second is that all intelligent races eventually kill themselves off, and the third states that we are merely being kept isolated as an experiment by hidden aliens. The fourth, and least debated, theory holds that all the aliens are too f****** terrified to come anywhere near a world with James Turner on it.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 13 Oct 2013, 10:57

The Terminator doesn't come back for James Turner - James Turner comes back for the Terminator.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby The Jester » 13 Oct 2013, 11:51

James Turner was the original on which the machines modelled their Terminator's terrifying implacability. Even self-improving machines cannot match it, however, and can only manage to be a pale, sorry imitation.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Bebop Man » 13 Oct 2013, 11:58

James Turner stood up Schwarzenegger in a blind date. Arnie never quite recovered.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 20 Oct 2013, 14:14

James Turner no longer has a price on his head as there are no assassins left that are stupid enough to try.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 26 Oct 2013, 09:02

James Turner has consistently not died every day for the last thirty years.

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 26 Oct 2013, 09:28

James Turner's birthday is actually December 25th, but he generously asked for it to be officially changed so Jesus could have his annual time in the spotlight.

(Even happier Birthday, oh most Jamesoid of Jameses)
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 26 Oct 2013, 10:27

It was previously considered appropriate to detonate a star to honour the great James Turner in his annual day of birth celebrations, but in his wisdom James decreed that fireworks were a better idea.
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