James Turner's twin
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No cat can ever hate James, he simply allows them to pretend so humans do not think them weak
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The power of James allowed this thread to reach its tenth page.
Continue all ye faithful! The end is near!
Continue all ye faithful! The end is near!
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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When James commands, his people answer.
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Even when James doesn't command, his people answer.
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James does not command, his expectations are willed into our minds.
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James always keeps his promises. Always.
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James is the one trusted with keeping it safe. In his hands, it will remain so.
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James has the power, he always does.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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James Turner also possesses the power of Voodoo, but this is a separate and distinct power from The power.
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James invented pants.
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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December 21, 2012 is the day James Turner leaves Earth to travel the universe. The Mayans predicted this and the "end of the world" meaning is synonymous with us losing James' awesomeness. The world itself won't end, but it might as well have with James gone.
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
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AdmiralMemo wrote:James invented pants.
Fun fact, James invented pants as a type of hat. But given he saw other men saddened when they compared themselves to him, he gave them new purpose. Similarly, he made socks as a type of glove to entertain children. But he heard some people complaining about cold feet and gifted them to us as something to our feet warm and clean.
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After hearing the story of the socks, Gandhi was quoted as saying: "that James fellow sure is one benevolent dude." Truer words have never been spoken.
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James's internal monologue is an argument between Werner Hertzog and Gollum.
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The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle actually refers to an incident where James Turner decided to troll the hell out of some physicists.
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The experiment that detected faster than light neutrinos didn't get that result because of a dodgy connection. The neutrinos just heard that James was visiting the facility and wanted to get there faster.
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Paul tried installing Linux on James. Instead, James just rewrote the Internet in his image.
Also, the wind no longer cries Mary, it whispers "James".
Also, the wind no longer cries Mary, it whispers "James".
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There is no Christmas spirit. Only James.
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Santa Claus does in fact exist. He travels to every house in one evening each year, but rather than being at the helm of a sleigh of flying reindeer he simply gets a lift from James Turner in his van.
Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
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Thanks guys. This thread has been pretty fantastic and has made me laugh A LOT!!!
THREAD OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD!
THREAD OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD!
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THE GOD KING POSTS AMONG US!
Rejoice, for we are blessed!
Rejoice, for we are blessed!
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if we unlock Thread of the Universe with 10 pages, does 20 pages mean Thread of the Multi-verse?
Canada Post were so blinded by being in the presence of James' aura of awesomeness that they sent his secret santa back to him through no fault of his own.
Canada Post were so blinded by being in the presence of James' aura of awesomeness that they sent his secret santa back to him through no fault of his own.
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James is, simply put, delicious.
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As it happens, James is also quite nutritious.
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