James Turner's twin

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby KiteNeravar » 19 Dec 2012, 12:18

No cat can ever hate James, he simply allows them to pretend so humans do not think them weak
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby ex-Lurker » 19 Dec 2012, 12:34

The power of James allowed this thread to reach its tenth page.
Continue all ye faithful! The end is near!
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 19 Dec 2012, 13:02

When James commands, his people answer.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Danzama » 19 Dec 2012, 13:23

Even when James doesn't command, his people answer.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby General Michi » 19 Dec 2012, 13:45

James does not command, his expectations are willed into our minds.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 19 Dec 2012, 15:04

James always keeps his promises. Always.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby The Jester » 19 Dec 2012, 15:11

James is the one trusted with keeping it safe. In his hands, it will remain so.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby ex-Lurker » 19 Dec 2012, 19:59

James has the power, he always does.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 19 Dec 2012, 21:03

James Turner also possesses the power of Voodoo, but this is a separate and distinct power from The power.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 19 Dec 2012, 23:45

James invented pants.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AdmiralMemo » 19 Dec 2012, 23:56

December 21, 2012 is the day James Turner leaves Earth to travel the universe. The Mayans predicted this and the "end of the world" meaning is synonymous with us losing James' awesomeness. The world itself won't end, but it might as well have with James gone.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Kapol » 20 Dec 2012, 02:32

AdmiralMemo wrote:James invented pants.


Fun fact, James invented pants as a type of hat. But given he saw other men saddened when they compared themselves to him, he gave them new purpose. Similarly, he made socks as a type of glove to entertain children. But he heard some people complaining about cold feet and gifted them to us as something to our feet warm and clean.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 20 Dec 2012, 09:36

After hearing the story of the socks, Gandhi was quoted as saying: "that James fellow sure is one benevolent dude." Truer words have never been spoken.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby JayBlanc » 21 Dec 2012, 14:46

James's internal monologue is an argument between Werner Hertzog and Gollum.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 21 Dec 2012, 14:57

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle actually refers to an incident where James Turner decided to troll the hell out of some physicists.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Keab42 » 22 Dec 2012, 12:48

The experiment that detected faster than light neutrinos didn't get that result because of a dodgy connection. The neutrinos just heard that James was visiting the facility and wanted to get there faster.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Drinnik » 22 Dec 2012, 18:45

Paul tried installing Linux on James. Instead, James just rewrote the Internet in his image.

Also, the wind no longer cries Mary, it whispers "James".
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Danzama » 23 Dec 2012, 05:53

There is no Christmas spirit. Only James.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 23 Dec 2012, 08:13

Santa Claus does in fact exist. He travels to every house in one evening each year, but rather than being at the helm of a sleigh of flying reindeer he simply gets a lift from James Turner in his van.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby James » 23 Dec 2012, 09:57

Thanks guys. This thread has been pretty fantastic and has made me laugh A LOT!!!

THREAD OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD!
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 23 Dec 2012, 11:02

THE GOD KING POSTS AMONG US!

Rejoice, for we are blessed!

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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby PlasmaCow » 23 Dec 2012, 15:10

if we unlock Thread of the Universe with 10 pages, does 20 pages mean Thread of the Multi-verse? :D

Canada Post were so blinded by being in the presence of James' aura of awesomeness that they sent his secret santa back to him through no fault of his own.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby AlexanderDitto » 23 Dec 2012, 19:18

James is, simply put, delicious.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Jamfalcon » 23 Dec 2012, 22:26

As it happens, James is also quite nutritious.
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Re: James Turner's twin

Postby Trymantha » 24 Dec 2012, 02:03

James Invented the Taco.
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