James Turner's twin

[Yaxley]

Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know" is about when James broke up with her.

[Dubious_wolf]

Almost half way there. Keep busing!

Fun fact James Turner can shoot lasers. From his eyes.

[KiteNeravar]

James Turner is the muse for all music. One day a band refused to acknowledged this, so James renamed them Nickleback and sent them out into the world as a warning to all.

[Cerk]

Little known fact, James actually holds the record for the highest career points total scored in the NHL. Wayne Gretzky was just his stage name.

[The Jester]

True skiing was invented by James the first time he encountered snow. What you see people do on mountains is the closest we ordinary humans can come, and we must employ carefully designed tools and the power of gravity in our mimicry of James's great wintertime invention.

[Yaxley]

James can successfully navigate using iOS Maps.

[Keab42]

James Turner once saved the life of an Apple Executive, he now has free access to whatever Apple gear he likes.

[Kapol]

James Turner was once a lumberjack. He was called Paul Bunyan.

[KiteNeravar]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, James Turner was known as Han Solo

[Keab42]

James Turner is Immortal and Ageless. Some say he watched the big bang, but wasn't particularly impressed.

[AdmiralMemo]

James Turner is a planeswalker. However, WotC has been unable to make a card suitable for displaying him as it would be too overpowered and wreck the playability of the game in all formats.

[Yaxley]

You know that feeling where you're leaning back in your chair and you think you're about to lose your balance and fall backwards but then you catch yourself? James is the reason you don't fall.

[AlexanderDitto]

Quebec would be much worse if it weren't for James.

Believe me. We should be thanking him.

[Master Gunner]

I thank James every day.

[Lord Hosk]

Lady Hosk :"James made Canada cool again."

[Yaxley]

"Gesundheit" is German for "James be with you".

[Danzama]

James is the muse behind anything saying W.W.J.D.

[Lord Hosk]

James gave a hug to a woman in Florida in 1952 the day before she joined a convent. 9 months later that entire convent gave birth to little boys who would grow up to be the 1972 Miami dolphins.

[AlexanderDitto]

As geologists know, we have James to thank as the primary reason for the breakup of Laurasia, and later Pangaea. Lucky for us!

[Jamfalcon]

The world was originally flat, but James decided to sculpt it to the shape is his own head. While his noggin is now slightly misshapen from years of heavy use, our planet remains a glorious tribute to its former sphericalicality.

[KiteNeravar]

The entirety of the internet exists solely in the brain of James Turner.

[ex-Lurker]

James uses the CN tower as a toothpick.

[Kapol]

James isn't batman. He's the man who triumphed over batman.

[Lord Hosk]

James is the reason the Canadian defense force can be so small.

[PlasmaCow]

The Tunguska event actually occurred when James sneezed while taking a stroll through Siberia.