What's your favorite Fake 007 Porn Spoof Title? (NSFW, duh)

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007?

Dr. Ho
1
3%
For Your Thighs Only
17
53%
On Her Man-Jizz-Titties Secreted Substance
2
6%
Lick and Let Die
3
9%
Muffraker
2
6%
The Man With The Golden Shower
1
3%
A View To A Clit
1
3%
Fellatio Royale
4
13%
The World's Largest Penis Is Not Enough
1
3%
Myballs
0
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What's your favorite Fake 007 Porn Spoof Title? (NSFW, duh)

Postby King Kool » 16 Dec 2012, 22:02

Yeah, I don't know if we've seen much from the LRR guys lately. Let's root them out with some good old obscenity!
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Postby Mara Kalat » 16 Dec 2012, 22:46

So... am I the only one that was missing an Octopussy in there?
I liked For Your Thighs Only though, it's only a subtle difference and not quite as blunt as most of the others :P

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Postby Lorithad » 16 Dec 2012, 22:50

Shame gold member got taken by austin powers. The name had potential, but the movie did not.
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Postby Kapol » 16 Dec 2012, 22:51

Mara Kalat wrote:So... am I the only one that was missing an Octopussy in there?
I liked For Your Thighs Only though, it's only a subtle difference and not quite as blunt as most of the others :P

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That's how I felt too. It felt like Dr. Ho, For Your Thighs Only, and Fellatio Royale were the only realistic sounding names. At least they were to me. and For Your Thighs Only won out because it does sound the least explict while still being suggestive.

Octopussy though... hadn't even thought about that.
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Postby Master Gunner » 16 Dec 2012, 22:59

I'm going with For Your Thighs Only as well.
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Postby Avistew » 16 Dec 2012, 23:44

Well, you can't really use the actual name as the porn name, now, can you?
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Postby DuelLadyS » 17 Dec 2012, 04:26

Avistew wrote:Well, you can't really use the actual name as the porn name, now, can you?


So you just change another part of the name- make it XXX7 or something.
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Postby Valkyrie-Lemons » 17 Dec 2012, 05:21

XXX7, wouldn't that star Vin Diesel?
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Postby The Mimm » 17 Dec 2012, 07:15

I went for muffraker but would also have accepted:

From Russia with Cum,
Holefinger,
Thunderballs,
You only come Twice
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The Living Fleshlights
License to Fill
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Do Another Dame
Cum-tonne of Lingus

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Postby tak197 » 17 Dec 2012, 09:27

Should it be "Giving Her Majesty's Secret Servicing"?
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Postby Keab42 » 17 Dec 2012, 10:32

Octopussy?
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Postby King Kool » 17 Dec 2012, 11:57

Keab42 wrote:Octopussy?


Feh, what a stupid fake Bond name that is.

Also, I ROFLMAO'd at The Living Fleshlights.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Dec 2012, 12:12

Well, my childhood has been destroyed. Well done. Now it seems I must too descend into this depravity.

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Postby Yaxley » 17 Dec 2012, 12:36

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Postby leapy » 17 Dec 2012, 14:57

I like For your Thighs Only

As for "On Her Man-Jizz-Titties Secreted Substance" , Eww.

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Postby Drdiggit42 » 17 Dec 2012, 16:52

You could change it to Octopenis. I voted For Her Thighs Only. You could also do Poonraker.
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Postby Vigafre » 18 Dec 2012, 11:38

Hymens Are Temporary?
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Postby King Kool » 18 Dec 2012, 14:29

I think Hymens are Forever, or even Hymens Aren't Forever might be funnier, but yeah. That's probably the grossest one yet.
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Postby Keab42 » 18 Dec 2012, 14:40

That's definitely "winning". I also like the way Vig has posted just that title with a question mark, as if he's only just discovered this and is asking for confirmation.
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Postby Vigafre » 18 Dec 2012, 16:01

Oh shit I thought this was the sex thread.

Also, yeah, I should have said "Aren't Forever". I spent like three minutes looking for synonyms of temporary, but "fugacious" didn't seem like a good choice.
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Postby MotorWaffle » 21 Dec 2012, 08:59

Honestly, my idea of a perfect porn-spoof title would be just 007, but where the 00's have little nipples on them.
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Postby nicholasmc1 » 21 Dec 2012, 09:40

This seems like cheating, ANYWHO, man 007 porn is amazing....
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Postby Keab42 » 21 Dec 2012, 10:15

MotorWaffle wrote:Honestly, my idea of a perfect porn-spoof title would be just 007, but where the 00's have little nipples on them.


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Postby the amativeness » 15 Jan 2013, 09:02

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Postby plummeting_sloth » 16 Jan 2013, 08:34

No " On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix?"
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