Annoy Me

[General Michi]

I have an odd request. I'm writing lyrics for a song that are passive-aggressive but I'm quite a calm individual. I can't fake emotion or it will suffer horribly. I don't need to get mad, I just need something that'll annoy me. Specifically something hypocritical if possible.

If any of you come across anything that may help, like particularly idiotic comments or articles, during your travels on the inter-naughts could you please link them here?

Cheers

[Vicious]

I am so sorry for linking you here.

http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie

[General Michi]

I have a confession to make. His reactions are shit and unfunny but I giggled at what happened in the games. His reactions diminished it. I'm very easily amused. Sorry if this lowers your opinion of me

I'm not trying to issue challenges but it's kinda stupid how easily amused I am, I need help.

[Vicious]

Okay.

How about this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-V5dI9wuo8

[General Michi]

Better, closer, warmer.

[LogicSword]

http://youtu.be/TABgNerEro8 Amusing, but harrowing and slightly angering. (Just watch the first half, Doug Stanhope is just irritating)

[Vicious]

Oh god.

Your... why do I link these....

http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred

[Geoff_B]

Okay that is annoying.

[General Michi]

I hate that I need all of this.

EDIT: Oh, Logic. The bit where the woman showing guns on the TV said "This is the most popular gun thanks to all the media attention" made me die a little inside.

[empath]

I got a better idea; ignore the videos and just scroll down and read the comments...there's BOUND to be something that'll annoy you down there!

[TheRocket]

Here.

You asked.

[Elomin Sha]

Just take whatever I say.

[TheRocket]

Also. Not sure if there is a rule against posting that link, as we all know how none of us here approve that word/mentality, so, if there is a problem with it I will not be butt hurt if a mod changes it. I was hesitant on posting it in the first place, but if you truly want to be annoyed at hypocracy... there it is.

[General Michi]

I clicked the link and instant hate. I have no problem with the link being there due to the intended purpose of you having it there but yeah, I totally understand if it needs to be removed.

[Ptangmatik]

on a similar vein to rocket's post, there's this hateful mess. Read some of the comic strips, just be prepared to lose a small portion of your faith in your fellow man's basic humanity

http://www.chick.com/default.asp

[AdmiralMemo]

The Chick stuff doesn't make me upset or angry. It just makes me sad and pity the guy. Clearly, he believes this stuff and he just wants to make the world better. That's not a bad thing to want, is it?
It's just unfortunate that he's mentally unbalanced and clearly won't go see a psychologist, as his definition of "better" is the same as most people's definitions of "insane."

[nicholasmc1]

I have an odd request. I'm writing lyrics for a song that are passive-aggressive but I'm quite a calm individual. I can't fake emotion or it will suffer horribly. I don't need to get mad, I just need something that'll annoy me. Specifically something hypocritical if possible.

If any of you come across anything that may help, like particularly idiotic comments or articles, during your travels on the inter-naughts could you please link them here?

Cheers

Why would you wish this fate upon yourself?.....

[General Michi]

I'm desperate

[Keab42]

For some reason Youtube keeps shoving this in my What to Watch list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJmbHgHybKk

[Dubious_wolf]

http://youtu.be/TABgNerEro8 Amusing, but harrowing and slightly angering. (Just watch the first half, Doug Stanhope is just irritating)

That's was absolutely hilarious.

[Drdiggit42]

This might be annoying http://sonichu.com. It's a wiki about an autistic man who got trolled by the internet. It will either make you angry or sad.

There are youtube videos as well.

[Lorithad]

Hey, Listen!

[Dubious_wolf]

Why!!!!1!1!!11one?????

[Dubious_wolf]

this seems like it belongs here.

[DSmaster21]

How badly do you want to be annoyed? I am dangerously annoying. I once had my cousin beat me up a month after we talked on the phone because I annoyed him and the next time we saw each other was a month later.