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The Matt Puns List!

Postby Pimpin J » 26 Apr 2013, 14:31

In honor of Matt who makes the best(or worst) puns that drive his friends and co workers nuts, I am starting the Matt's Puns post.

Post your pics captioned with terrible puns, post terrible pun stories, or post terrible pun videos!

I will start it off:

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Postby AlexanderDitto » 26 Apr 2013, 14:53

Oh my goodness I love that Chopin Liszt one so much.
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Postby Master Gunner » 26 Apr 2013, 14:57

I've previously posted this in the bad jokes thread, but it deserves to be seen again:

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Postby JackSlack » 26 Apr 2013, 17:49

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Yes yes, XKCD and all. But this one works for me.
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 26 Apr 2013, 19:45

I am under the impression that some people don't like xkcd. I don't know why. I rather like it. Sometimes I don't get the jokes, but I still enjoy the strip.
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Postby Dubious_wolf » 26 Apr 2013, 23:11

I think some people find it a bit condesending.
I mean it is to a degree.
But I think that says more about your perspective.
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Postby Psyclone » 27 Apr 2013, 09:33

On another note

B flat
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 27 Apr 2013, 11:42

Psyclone wrote:On another note

B flat


*clap*

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Why make scents when you can make dollars?
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Postby Valkyrie-Lemons » 01 May 2013, 09:04

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Postby Dubious_wolf » 04 May 2013, 10:03

Pimpin J wrote: may the fourth Picture

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Postby Keab42 » 04 May 2013, 10:08

How do the Welsh enjoy their cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Postby Fezzul » 04 May 2013, 10:48

Liquor? I hardly know her...

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I thought, "I can't turn this down."
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Postby Psyclone » 04 May 2013, 13:14

I decided I wanted to run away to New York and go barhopping, but I haven't actually told anyone; I've just been holden it in all this time.

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Postby JustAName » 04 May 2013, 15:38

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Postby Psyclone » 04 May 2013, 22:30

Love meeeeee~ :(
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Postby Darkobra » 04 May 2013, 23:53

The literary puns actually made me laugh.
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Postby Psyclone » 05 May 2013, 23:34

Why were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn convinced the French thought they were a dream?

Because they kept whispering "tu dors!" to each other.
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Postby LogicSword » 07 May 2013, 02:16

I've often wondered why Switzerland is so great. I guess the flag is a big plus....
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Postby Fantazme » 07 May 2013, 03:54

LogicSword wrote:I've often wondered why Switzerland is so great. I guess the flag is a big plus....


I am so zurich of these puns.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Pimpin J » 07 May 2013, 14:32

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Also I wanted to link this competition we have in Austin Every year.
In case any of you punsters are in the area.

http://www.punpunpun.com/
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