The Matt Puns List!
The Matt Puns List!
In honor of Matt who makes the best(or worst) puns that drive his friends and co workers nuts, I am starting the Matt's Puns post.
Post your pics captioned with terrible puns, post terrible pun stories, or post terrible pun videos!
I will start it off:
Post your pics captioned with terrible puns, post terrible pun stories, or post terrible pun videos!
I will start it off:
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Oh my goodness I love that Chopin Liszt one so much.
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I've previously posted this in the bad jokes thread, but it deserves to be seen again:
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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I am under the impression that some people don't like xkcd. I don't know why. I rather like it. Sometimes I don't get the jokes, but I still enjoy the strip.
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I think some people find it a bit condesending.
I mean it is to a degree.
But I think that says more about your perspective.
I mean it is to a degree.
But I think that says more about your perspective.
^( " )^
winner!
winner!
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Hurp-De-Durp!
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Psyclone wrote:On another note
B flat
*clap*
*clap*
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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Why make scents when you can make dollars?
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A Crustacean was caught robbing a bank the other day. The notorious criminal was identified as one of the Cray Twins.
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"She went to a country in the Caribbean,"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went on her own Accord,"
"I'm not sure she can get to the Caribbean on a car, she could have flew,"
"No, she didn't have flu, I think she had a bug of some kind,"
"Well she is an Entomologist."
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"She went to a country in the Caribbean,"
"Jamaica?"
"No, she went on her own Accord,"
"I'm not sure she can get to the Caribbean on a car, she could have flew,"
"No, she didn't have flu, I think she had a bug of some kind,"
"Well she is an Entomologist."
Prospero101 wrote:...is it weird that I REALLY hope that someday I say something memorable enough to be quoted in someone else's signature?
I'm trying this 'Twitter' thing, if you just want to send a message/question/joke, please send it to: @Valkyrie_Lemons , thanks!
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How do the Welsh enjoy their cheese?
Caerphilly.
Caerphilly.
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Liquor? I hardly know her...
Also, I saw a TV for sale in a shop window the other day, the ad said "TV With Volume Stuck on Full, $1"
I thought, "I can't turn this down."
Also, I saw a TV for sale in a shop window the other day, the ad said "TV With Volume Stuck on Full, $1"
I thought, "I can't turn this down."
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And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
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I decided I wanted to run away to New York and go barhopping, but I haven't actually told anyone; I've just been holden it in all this time.
Dickens walks into a bar.
Dickens: Please, sir, I’d like a martini.
Bartender: Sure thing. Olive or twist?
If you’re driving through a snow storm and you choose the road less traveled by, there’s going to be more Frost on it.
I once wanted to just quit school and live in the woods and write about it, but then I decided not to thoreau away my life like that.
Literary puns? LITERARY PUNS.
Dickens walks into a bar.
Dickens: Please, sir, I’d like a martini.
Bartender: Sure thing. Olive or twist?
If you’re driving through a snow storm and you choose the road less traveled by, there’s going to be more Frost on it.
I once wanted to just quit school and live in the woods and write about it, but then I decided not to thoreau away my life like that.
Literary puns? LITERARY PUNS.
They/them/their pronouns
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I... I want to cry because I don't know whether I hate or love you.
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The literary puns actually made me laugh.
Lyinginbedmon wrote:You are clearly some form of incorporeal undead.
Like a vampire.
But with knives.
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Why were Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn convinced the French thought they were a dream?
Because they kept whispering "tu dors!" to each other.
Because they kept whispering "tu dors!" to each other.
They/them/their pronouns
twitch: armadillorampant
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Have you played Bear? Some people say it's unbearable, but I like the editor, which is far from bare bones. You can basically build a bear from the ground up.
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I've often wondered why Switzerland is so great. I guess the flag is a big plus....
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LogicSword wrote:I've often wondered why Switzerland is so great. I guess the flag is a big plus....
I am so zurich of these puns.
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Also I wanted to link this competition we have in Austin Every year.
In case any of you punsters are in the area.
http://www.punpunpun.com/
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