The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Psyclone » 07 May 2013, 20:36

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby AdmiralMemo » 13 May 2013, 12:20

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Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Alja-Markir wrote:Andy is the LRR Heart-throb.
Morgan is the LRR Crotch-throb.


And all I can do is read a book to stay awake. And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Keab42 » 17 May 2013, 12:08

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Irregular Webcomic had some of the best puns.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby nicholasmc1 » 17 May 2013, 22:13

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I started reading this out to my roommate last night, only got 3 in before he stopped typing, after 2 more I feared for my life.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Psyclone » 17 May 2013, 22:28

Jsyk I cry with joy whenever someone posts in this thread.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Matt » 18 May 2013, 15:03

This thread has me in stitches.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Fantazme » 18 May 2013, 15:46

I used to have a challenge going on with people that I could find a pun for almost any word. Not to mention my awful puns during the LRR MTG stream last night.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Yaxley » 19 May 2013, 05:26

This has to be one of the most elaborate pun setups I've ever seen. Wish the audio were a little cleaner.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Pimpin J » 20 May 2013, 13:32

Matt wrote:This thread has me in stitches.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby ex-Lurker » 21 May 2013, 06:48

That pun just made the thread
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Drecon » 22 May 2013, 02:50

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Also, love this thread.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Psyclone » 22 May 2013, 11:17

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Psyclone » 25 May 2013, 12:08

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They're gender rolls.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Fantazme » 01 Jun 2013, 07:53

Brain't easy to make puns about that topic.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 01 Jun 2013, 08:51

Chocolate Brain.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Mowinckel » 01 Jun 2013, 08:51

I would not sat that joke is the top pick
If I'm half-mad, then which do you think I consider my better half?
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby ZePancakes » 01 Jun 2013, 09:05

I'm axon you!

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Oh-h-h-h SNAP... Concede.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby AdmiralMemo » 04 Jun 2013, 11:55

So, you take the genes of 3 Pokemon and splice them together... Wartortle, Gengar, and Weepinbell

I assume that's how you get Wargarbell. :D
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Deedles » 05 Jun 2013, 18:26

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby tamaness » 06 Jun 2013, 17:33

A neighbor of mine had a cat who got hit by a car. I helped him to take it to an emergency vet, but it was definitely too late. The doctor came in and broke the bad news to my neighbor. Distraught, he asked whether there was really nothing that could be done. The cat was dead. The doctor sighed and mentioned he could get a second opinion; he left the room and returned a short time later with a big black dog. The dog walked up to the cat, sniffed it, then walked back to the vet and laid down on the floor. Angry, but coming to the realization that there really was nothing that could be done, my neighbor asked if there was any hope at all. The vet left and came back again, this time with a calico cat, who also sniffed the body, then wandered over and laid down at the doctor's feet. My neighbor asked to be alone for a bit, so the doctor, his two companions, and I left the room. A short while later, the cat's owner came out of the exam room and asked about making arrangements for the vet's office to take care of his pet's body. We were finalizing everything, and taking care of the bill (my neighbor's always been quite practical), when he starts shouting! "$1,500 to tell me my cat's dead!? That's outrageous!" The staff eventually calmed him down and the vet came out to explain the bill.
"Well, I couldn't in good conscience charge you for breaking the bad news, but I do have to charge you for the diagnostics."
"What diagnostics?"
"Well, the lab test was $600, and the CAT scan was $900."
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Psyclone » 09 Jun 2013, 16:20

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Lancer » 10 Jun 2013, 18:34

From Monica Ray's Phuzzycomics:

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Actual comic here: http://phuzzycomics.monicaray.com/comic ... -intended/

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