The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Deedles » 13 Jun 2013, 20:12

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Matt » 13 Jun 2013, 22:40

Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Deedles » 19 Jul 2013, 08:44

Matt wrote:Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.

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As would I! :D

Now to le'bump this thread.

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby WolfgangCloud » 22 Jul 2013, 08:34

What is the definition of a will?

(Come on it's a dead giveaway.)
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Pimpin J » 16 Aug 2013, 12:18

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I will admit I did not get it when I first saw it.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Aug 2013, 13:04

I don't get it.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Darkobra » 16 Aug 2013, 13:15

It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.

They're chess pieces.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Pimpin J » 16 Aug 2013, 13:18

Darkobra wrote:It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.

They're chess pieces.


Yup Queen takes bishop.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby nicholasmc1 » 16 Aug 2013, 17:38

There's too much sexual tension in that game of chess for me.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Elomin Sha » 17 Aug 2013, 08:23

I was looking at the piece and it looked more like a Castle/Rook to me. Bishop doesn't look like Bishop. The base looks more of a pawn.
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Postby Geoff_B » 17 Aug 2013, 10:01

Took me a while but yep got it in the end :D
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Master Gunner » 17 Aug 2013, 10:52

I'm with Elomin, the pieces confused me too.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Keab42 » 18 Aug 2013, 15:16

Yeah. I figured Chess because it was an alien queen, but I couldn't work out what the other one was supposed to be.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 25 Sep 2013, 08:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Play a drinking game. Drink every time there's a technology based pun.
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby empath » 01 Oct 2013, 11:07

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I'm sor-...no. *sigh* No, I'm not. :twisted:
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby empath » 29 Oct 2013, 20:42

Oh, we're on book titles, then?

Topical for the season: The Haunted House by Hugo Phirst

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More How-to: What Every Babysitter Should Know by Justin Casey Howells
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Robo4900 » 29 Oct 2013, 22:50

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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Lemegeton » 30 Oct 2013, 02:28

how has this thread gone 3 pages and nobody has mentioned the master himself, mr tim Vine. a few examples of his mastery of puns:

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.

I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.

So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby empath » 30 Oct 2013, 12:45

...the first and last aren't really PUNS; the other two are DELIGHTFUL, though! :twisted:
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Re: The Matt Puns List!

Postby Garfman » 30 Oct 2013, 17:58

TV Tropes would beg to differ.

Behold: The Stealth Pun.

And I apologize for any TV Tropes vortices I may have gotten anyone sucked into.

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