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Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.

-m

Matt wrote:Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.

-m

As would I!

Now to le'bump this thread.

What is the definition of a will?

(Come on it's a dead giveaway.)

I will admit I did not get it when I first saw it.

I don't get it.

It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.

They're chess pieces.

Darkobra wrote:It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.

They're chess pieces.

Yup Queen takes bishop.

There's too much sexual tension in that game of chess for me.

I was looking at the piece and it looked more like a Castle/Rook to me. Bishop doesn't look like Bishop. The base looks more of a pawn.

Took me a while but yep got it in the end

I'm with Elomin, the pieces confused me too.

Yeah. I figured Chess because it was an alien queen, but I couldn't work out what the other one was supposed to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Play a drinking game. Drink every time there's a technology based pun.

I'm sor-...no. *sigh* No, I'm not.

empath wrote:

Why did I have to look at this while eating?
Waffles do not go in lungs.

Overtaking for Fun and Profit by Ray Singh

Oh, we're on book titles, then?

Topical for the season: The Haunted House by Hugo Phirst

How-to: Easy Money by Robin Banks

More How-to: What Every Babysitter Should Know by Justin Casey Howells

Also, this thread is

how has this thread gone 3 pages and nobody has mentioned the master himself, mr tim Vine. a few examples of his mastery of puns:

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.

I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.

So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”

...the first and last aren't really PUNS; the other two are DELIGHTFUL, though!

TV Tropes would beg to differ.

Behold: The Stealth Pun.

And I apologize for any TV Tropes vortices I may have gotten anyone sucked into.