Since when did LRR do sex toys? (Quite obviously, NSFW)

[Fantazme]

(Hope I'm not breaking any rules here...)

Into the chasm of "Way too much information dude", after having this arrive in the post a few weeks back for me and my partner (I'm not sure where the box is, so I've grabbed this off the site) I've only just noticed since spending time on the forum how eerie the design of here, and the box for this product is...Loading, Ready, Ram?

(NSFW below, you have been warned)






































I am quite disturbed.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well the site is based on the Commodore 64, which I'm guessing the LRRds weren't the only fans of.

Nonetheless, creepy indeed...

[King Kool]

I'm sorry, but is there ANYthing basic about a buttplug?

[nicholasmc1]

I'm sorry, but is there ANYthing basic about a buttplug?

.....Basic design that allows more control and efficiency for the more advanced user.,...I'm totally not in an interaction lecture.

[Avistew]

I'm assuming basic buttplugs would be the ones small enough that you can start with them without training, and that don't have extra features such as vibrating or releasing liquid to simulate ejaculation. Could also be the basic shape as opposed to a specific prostate-simulation shape.

[Fantazme]

The size starts as small and goes up, so they're aimed for beginner butt bonking.

[Dominic Appleguard]

Send these to Erika Moen.

[TheRocket]

I'm sorry, but is there ANYthing basic about a buttplug?

Think of it as reverse poopin'.

[Psyclone]

But whose idea was it to base the theme of (I presume) a sex toy site off the Commodore 64?

[Dominic Appleguard]

I'm sorry, but is there ANYthing basic about a buttplug?

.....Basic design that allows more control and efficiency for the more advanced user.,...I'm totally not in an interaction lecture.

Not sure if joking, or legit missed the pun...

The Commodore 64 was programmed in BASIC. So "BASIC Sex Toys" is probably a joke.

[TheRocket]

The real question is What were you searching for when stumbling upon this...

[Darkobra]

Well they DID order them and said it came in the post.

[nicholasmc1]

I'm sorry, but is there ANYthing basic about a buttplug?

.....Basic design that allows more control and efficiency for the more advanced user.,...I'm totally not in an interaction lecture.

Not sure if joking, or legit missed the pun...

The Commodore 64 was programmed in BASIC. So "BASIC Sex Toys" is probably a joke.

Totally missed the pun

[Fantazme]

The real question is What were you searching for when stumbling upon this...

Buttplugs.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

Loading Ready Cum?

Spoiler is super NSFW. Or maybe not. I'm being hypersensitive on behalf of the residents of The New World.

[Fantazme]

Loading Ready Cum?

Spoiler is super NSFW. Or maybe not. I'm being hypersensitive on behalf of the residents of The New World.

With their new show Seed Dump?

[Dave-O_Boy]

More importantly... Who has three butts to plug?

[Lyinginbedmon]

Mormons?

[nicholasmc1]

I'm sure I could find a use for the other two.

[TheRocket]

The real question is What were you searching for when stumbling upon this...

Buttplugs.

Thank you, captain obvious - I was eluding to the fact that there were LRR inspired ones. (Yes I know that they aren't LRR but C64) LRRPR0n.

[Fantazme]

The real question is What were you searching for when stumbling upon this...

Buttplugs.

Thank you, captain obvious - I was eluding to the fact that there were LRR inspired ones. (Yes I know that they aren't LRR but C64) LRRPR0n.

The were just what arrived in that box- I didn't order them originally. Went and found the pic later. Sorry if my previous response was a bit short, thought it'd be humorous to just say it without shame or compunction..,.

[Yaxley]

To be fair, they seem to be getting amazing reviews.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

I'm no expert on toys. But I would have thought a 'basic' sex toy would look more like a plastic cup. These toys look quite sophisticated for 'basic'.

[Fantazme]

As far as buttplugs go, they're pretty simple starter ones.

[Drecon]

And of course there is the show Strip Search