A Thread for Haikus.

[Darkobra]

That was the idea.
It is deliberately
one syllable short.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

I had thought as much
However, remember that
I am a pedant

[Bebop Man]

A pedant indeed:
Raised on the art of haikus
A pedant you'll be.

[Raphnarock]

I joined this forum
I post in threads and I cause
threads I'm in to die.

[Bebop Man]

Threads die all the time
Then rise up basked in glory
Like the phoenix bird.

[Raphnarock]

I reply to thread,
Next poster then ignores me
Like I wasn't there.

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But that is ok;
Everyone probably feels
like that at some point.

[Bebop Man]

Low post count ain't cool
In the eyes of forum vets.
Happens all the time.

[Raphnarock]

Now I understand
It will be quite a long run
Thanks for the support.

[Bebop Man]

Feel kind of sleepy
I'll get going to my bed
To dream happy dreams.

[Bebop Man]

Is the haiku thread
So very unpopular
I must rescue it?

[Ptangmatik]

I've got to say,
Napalm doesn’t smell that nice
That soldier was wrong.

I've often wondered
When did twitter stop being
A euphemism?

Do you really think
That there only ever one
Man from Nantucket?

Does anyone know
Why did JLo think that rocks
Could fool anyone?

When all's said and done
If there is one thing I’ve learned
I have too much time.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Leaving out a word
To match syllable numbers
Has to be cheating

(third haiku, second line)

[Ptangmatik]

(damn it! I didn't realise when i wrote that)

Why do you think that
There was only ever one
Man from Nantucket?

(there)

[Bebop Man]

Gravity pulls down
All of my hopes and wishes
Down the bloody drain.

[ZePancakes]

(Watched Drive and made a Haiku review)

Ryan Gosling sells
Narrative is applauded
Why aren't you watching?

[Prospero101]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[Robo4900]

Sometimes they don't make sense.

Challenge accepted:

It is crazy time,
The banana is now cold,
So lock all your doors.