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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 19 Oct 2013, 13:14

That, and a small, steel, lathe-turned object just discovered in her pocket. Pointed at both ends and about 15mm long, it widened to form a thin circular rim about two thirds of the way along its axis. As she held it up to the light, Evelyn wondered what it was for.
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Postby Laurnil » 19 Oct 2013, 15:30

Evelyn then realized she just needed to get out of that place. She needed to get somewhere safe where she could process what the hell was going on. She was in the future and she had aged 20 years? Aged pretty well if she only has a few grey hairs and lines. Was this another forced dream?

She briskly stole the luggage of a similar sized woman, went into the bathroom of a restaurant around the corner, and put some damn clothes on.
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Postby ElFuzzy » 19 Oct 2013, 15:34

And then
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(Ah, shit. I blame tiredness, I wasn't thinking.)
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Postby Laurnil » 19 Oct 2013, 16:12

All of a sudden, while Evelyn was still in the restaurant bathroom, the device that previously confused her began to vibrate and whirl. It created a dimensional tear. This must be how she had come to the future. She stepped through the tear and found herself back in on that cold wet street. She was herself and she was following Evan again. Instead of stalking him down, she ran up to him, spun him around and said, "Evan, I've come from the future and I think we're both pawns in someone's sick twisted game."
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Oct 2013, 00:07

[Dammit, I need to make my references less subtle. Am I the only person here obsessed with Inception?]
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My pseudonym is Ix wrote:[Dammit, I need to make my references less subtle. Am I the only person here obsessed with Inception?]


[honestly, couldn't figure out what the hell you were describing, visually.]
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Postby ex-Lurker » 20 Oct 2013, 09:19

Evan turned around, shockingly, staring back at her is a visage filled with writhing tentacle. "I think I figured that out Missy, right around the time my face got Cthulhu'd and I got set on fire permanently." "But you're not on fire." replied Evelyn, confused. "That's because it's the worse kind of fire, invisible fire."

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Postby Laurnil » 20 Oct 2013, 10:44

[Hey, I wrote on there yesterday and it hasn't been 24 hours. I created this thread and I might just make a rule that none of your posts count.]

Evelyn just looked at her surroundings and noticed that all the people had cat heads and the lights were all lightning bugs. Fuck, she is still in another dream. So, Evelyn thought to herself, what wakes a person up from a dream? She started walking towards the tallest building in the dreamscape.
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Postby Jamfalcon » 20 Oct 2013, 10:59

That did the trick. Her uncontrollable fear of standing anywhere near tall buildings jolted her awake. She sat up suddenly, finding herself in a bed. Her own bed.

"Whew," she said, breathing deeply. "I've just had the most peculiar dream."

"What about?" asked Evan, the leprechaun who was sitting on the foot of her bed, counting piles of money.

"I was an assassin!" she said with a laugh.
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Postby Timelady » 20 Oct 2013, 11:07

Aaaaaand then she woke up.

Tied to a pipe in a cold, unfamiliar basement. Remarkably like the one she had dreamed about before. Except this time, there was nothing and nobody to be seen. Just darkness. Black, inky, darkness with one window slit right at street level.

"Shit," said Evelyn.

Drip, went the pipe.
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Suddenly she heard the scraping of an axe as an unfamiliar person approached, Evelyn braced herself for the worst.
"I need you... to cut all of my firewood!"

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Postby Laurnil » 20 Oct 2013, 13:11

[Okay, now you're just recreating LRR videos. Time to put some sexy back into this romance novel.]

"Well, then I need you to bend me over this chopping block and fuck me deep and hard. I've been screwed around enough in the past few days and I really just need to get laid." said Evelyn, not even caring that this strange man was odd, maybe crazy, and had an ax for a hand.

"Uh....OKAY!" replied the strange man.
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Postby Hepheastus » 23 Oct 2013, 04:47

She waited for a few moments for the man to act. When nothing was forthcoming she turned around to see him still just standing there
"Well?" She asked impatiently
"It's difficult to...undo clothes... with only one hand" He stammerer weakly with his deep raspy voice
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Postby Laurnil » 23 Oct 2013, 09:36

Evelyn sighed, she moved towards him. She kissed him on his stubbly cheek. For a man that obviously had a horrible doctor, he was much better groomed than she thought a man with an ax hand would be. He smelled of soap. She began to unbutton his shirt. He was trembling.
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Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 24 Oct 2013, 08:33

Perhaps it was unwise that he hadn't eaten anything recently. For he tended to tremble easily if his blood sugars were too low.
But that didn't bother him now. He was a different kind of hungry.
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Now, he craved human flesh!
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Postby Laurnil » 12 Dec 2013, 18:12

He tore off Evelyn's blouse and licked her neck while rubbing her nipple with his thumb. He looked into her eyes and kissed her deeply. He felt a passion that he couldn't deny and he had to have her.
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Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 13 Dec 2013, 00:57

He really loved Passion fruit. She had brenched herself with its innards.
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This final act of brutality ignited the bloody Great Fruit War, ultimately killing millions.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 20 Dec 2013, 10:44

This is rapidly turning into Douglas Adams' idea of a wet dream
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Postby Ptangmatik » 22 Dec 2013, 01:28

['Rapidly turning'? The Douglas Adams vibe has been fairly constant throughout :-D ]
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Postby plummeting_sloth » 22 Dec 2013, 17:06

She awoke again. "Damn that gypsy curse" She thought to herself "Why must suffer through so many erotic awakenings? Will I ever find rele-"

She cut herself off, noticing the stickiness on her neck. Was she still dreaming... and what was making light rustling next to her in bed?
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