You Know You're a Runner When...

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You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby AdmiralMemo » 16 Oct 2013, 09:08

In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck..." I thought we could come up with some good ones.

If the three cast members you most want to meet are Beej, Gibb, and Khaavren, you know you're a Runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Lord Hosk » 16 Oct 2013, 09:09

If you walk down the soda isle and think "I wonder what I could hide that club in" You know you're a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 16 Oct 2013, 09:19

When you wonder if you can get away with clubbing other people with things that are named club but aren't the soder.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Lord Hosk » 16 Oct 2013, 09:22

If 6 months ago you said "I dont want to play magic, that seems dumb" and now you are asking questions in the judge thread about how cards interact in modern. You might be a runner.
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Postby Kapol » 16 Oct 2013, 09:24

If you hear the word 'dump,' and your first thought is weird news stories, you might be a Runner.
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Postby Jamfalcon » 16 Oct 2013, 10:00

If you have accidentally said "armegadon" instead of "armageddon", you might be a runner.
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Postby thatlaurachick » 16 Oct 2013, 10:11

If you don't find it strange to browse a website colored like a computer screen from the 1980s, you are definitely a Runner.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 16 Oct 2013, 10:25

If you think that the sex talk is underused as an offensive parental weapon, you might be a Runner.
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Postby RedNightmare » 16 Oct 2013, 10:34

When you get clubbed on your sodding birthday
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Postby Dutch guy » 16 Oct 2013, 13:20

when the sheer mention of "Mister Ballsmatron" makes you cower in fear.
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Postby Mums » 16 Oct 2013, 14:04

When mondays are one of your favorite days, you know you're a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Ptangmatik » 16 Oct 2013, 14:07

If someone shouts "Fill that man with cream!" and you start working on the logistics to make that a reality, you may be a Runner.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 16 Oct 2013, 14:07

When trouble rears it's head you run, you know you're a runner.
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Postby Lurkon » 16 Oct 2013, 14:14

When you're constantly thinking "What will LRR have posted today?" and are disappointed when you realize it's Tuesday...
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Postby MinniChi » 16 Oct 2013, 15:29

You don't look at pictures of kitties to cheer up, you come to this forum instead.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Tapir12 » 16 Oct 2013, 16:27

If you have an irrational fear of pot lids, you might be a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Lord Hosk » 16 Oct 2013, 16:31

If you have a above average intelligence, a strong empathy for others and a good sense of humor, you might be a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Wolfwood723 » 16 Oct 2013, 16:40

You yell "AGAIN!" after hearing the word Dutch, you might be a runner.

You have to say "Or froud(sp)" after the work fraud, you might be a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby DuelLadyS » 16 Oct 2013, 20:17

If you respond to a friend's griping with "awww, muffin..." you might be a runner.

Also, if your first thought upon learning your family is having bacon sandwiches for dinner 2 nights in a row is "hampires!", you might be a runer.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby JackSlack » 16 Oct 2013, 21:26

Lord Hosk wrote:If you have a above average intelligence, a strong empathy for others and a good sense of humor, you might be a runner.


How did I get in here then? :|

Ahem.

If you find yourself trawling through the local dollar store for cheap soda water cans, you might be a Runner.

If you've ever made lentil muffins, you might be a Runner.

If you find yourself thinking it's weird hearing acoustic guitar in a Bradley Rains song, you're probably a Runner.

If you know who Bradley Rains is, sadly, you've got a high chance of being a Runner.

If you think the idea of a swift run around the lake just after dawn is a great idea, you're probably a runner.

If you put off those runs because Desert Bus is on, you're probably a Runner and a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby empath » 16 Oct 2013, 21:57

If you have an uncontrollable compulsion to append someone else's comment with "...in England.", you MIGHT be a Runner.

If the letters 'ddfj' or the name "brandon weedon" automatically raise your hackles, you might be a Runner.

If you find yourself censoring your swears with "bus", you might be a Runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Phailhammer » 16 Oct 2013, 22:38

If you find yourself censoring yourself with "bus", you might be a Runner.

If you see this tweet, and immediately think "Fill this man with cream", you might be a Runner.
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Postby Geoff_B » 16 Oct 2013, 23:21

If you try and Take People To The Store you might be a Runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Deedles » 17 Oct 2013, 00:22

If you count down the days to Desert Bus like you did Birthdays and Christmas as a kid you might be a Runner.

(Not that I ever stopped counting down the days to any of those things ... >.> )
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...

Postby Amake » 17 Oct 2013, 03:24

If you try to convince everyone you know and most people you meet to give internet comedy videos a chance you might be a Runner.
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