You Know You're a Runner When...

[Prospero101]

You consider Phail to be a material thing that can be mined.

You change the spelling of your username because of the above.

Of course. Sort of like how you can only mine obsidian with a diamond pick-axe.

Also, you know you're a Runner when the LoadingReadyRap becomes less excruciating the second time you watch it.

Also also, if you've seen the LoadingReadyRap, you're probably a Runner.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

There is nothing excruciating about the LoadingReadyRap. It is awesome, always has been awesome and is just generally fantastic in all its balls-out ridiculousness.

[Lord Hosk]

The sound quality is excruciating. Its funny, its well edited, its well acted. It sounds TERRIBLE and I dont mean "I dont like this type of music"

If you can say in which video they stared using a new camera, or audio recording devices, you might be a runner.

[Prospero101]

If you can admire the commitment in an Internet video instead of just saying shit like "LOL kil urself noob," you might be a Runner.

Thus how I feel about the LoadingReadyRap.

[VanSlick]

If, somewhere in your heart of hearts, you hope that one day they finish "Tubemen Enter", you might be a Runner.

If when you put on blue or black clothes you instinctively check to see if the other colour is also in your garb, you might be a Runner.

If you can name at least 5 different websites off the top of your head to watch a Bionic Trouser's video, you might be a Runner.

If you mentally replace "f"s with "ph"s when you see words, you might be a Runner.

If when you see a ridiculous hat your first thought is "I wonder how I can get that hat to LRR", you might be a Runner.

If you know that "Bump in the Night" is totally playable in any format, you might be a Runner.

If you have ever started saving "Bump in the Nights" <just in case>, you might be a Runner.

[Lurkon]

If you wish you had a LRR logo baseball cap.

[Prospero101]

If you wish you could step to VanSlick in this game.

[Pimpin J]

You know you are a runner when you are having 2 hats made for Feed Dump.

And you started playing Magic for the first time because of the Friday Night videos.

Oh and you have 5 script ideas for LRR.

[empath]

Sounds like someone just stepped.


If you feel the need to consult a certain flowchart when observing situations like the above, you might just be a Runner...

[Prospero101]

Turns out being a Runner varies by degree, because I have no idea what flowchart empath is talking about.

[DuelLadyS]

If you find yourself regularly explaining to people a) what Desert Bus is, b) why you know what Desert Bus is and c) why you watch people play Desert Bus for a week every year, you're probably a runner.

I work in a craft store... this happens several times a week in hopes of deepening the prize mines further by inspiring new contributors.

[empath]

Oops! Time to make more runners then, Prospero!



(or variations thereof)

[Prospero101]

I do believe I've just been told...about the nature of the flowchart.

OH SNAP!