You Know You're a Runner When...
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You Know You're a Runner When...
In the style of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck..." I thought we could come up with some good ones.
If the three cast members you most want to meet are Beej, Gibb, and Khaavren, you know you're a Runner.
If the three cast members you most want to meet are Beej, Gibb, and Khaavren, you know you're a Runner.
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If you walk down the soda isle and think "I wonder what I could hide that club in" You know you're a runner.
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When you wonder if you can get away with clubbing other people with things that are named club but aren't the soder.
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If 6 months ago you said "I dont want to play magic, that seems dumb" and now you are asking questions in the judge thread about how cards interact in modern. You might be a runner.
Beware Bering Crystal Bears, Bearing Crystals. (Especially if the crystals they are bearing are, themselves, Bering Crystal Bears.) -Old, Stupid Proverb
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If you hear the word 'dump,' and your first thought is weird news stories, you might be a Runner.
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If you have accidentally said "armegadon" instead of "armageddon", you might be a runner.
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If you don't find it strange to browse a website colored like a computer screen from the 1980s, you are definitely a Runner.
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If you think that the sex talk is underused as an offensive parental weapon, you might be a Runner.
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When you get clubbed on your sodding birthday
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when the sheer mention of "Mister Ballsmatron" makes you cower in fear.
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When mondays are one of your favorite days, you know you're a runner.
Sit down. Get ready. Sit down again!
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If someone shouts "Fill that man with cream!" and you start working on the logistics to make that a reality, you may be a Runner.
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When trouble rears it's head you run, you know you're a runner.
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When you're constantly thinking "What will LRR have posted today?" and are disappointed when you realize it's Tuesday...
Do a Pivot Table!
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You don't look at pictures of kitties to cheer up, you come to this forum instead.
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If you have an irrational fear of pot lids, you might be a runner.
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If you have a above average intelligence, a strong empathy for others and a good sense of humor, you might be a runner.
Beware Bering Crystal Bears, Bearing Crystals. (Especially if the crystals they are bearing are, themselves, Bering Crystal Bears.) -Old, Stupid Proverb
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You yell "AGAIN!" after hearing the word Dutch, you might be a runner.
You have to say "Or froud(sp)" after the work fraud, you might be a runner.
You have to say "Or froud(sp)" after the work fraud, you might be a runner.
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Re: You Know You're a Runner When...
If you respond to a friend's griping with "awww, muffin..." you might be a runner.
Also, if your first thought upon learning your family is having bacon sandwiches for dinner 2 nights in a row is "hampires!", you might be a runer.
Also, if your first thought upon learning your family is having bacon sandwiches for dinner 2 nights in a row is "hampires!", you might be a runer.
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Lord Hosk wrote:If you have a above average intelligence, a strong empathy for others and a good sense of humor, you might be a runner.
How did I get in here then?
Ahem.
If you find yourself trawling through the local dollar store for cheap soda water cans, you might be a Runner.
If you've ever made lentil muffins, you might be a Runner.
If you find yourself thinking it's weird hearing acoustic guitar in a Bradley Rains song, you're probably a Runner.
If you know who Bradley Rains is, sadly, you've got a high chance of being a Runner.
If you think the idea of a swift run around the lake just after dawn is a great idea, you're probably a runner.
If you put off those runs because Desert Bus is on, you're probably a Runner and a runner.
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If you have an uncontrollable compulsion to append someone else's comment with "...in England.", you MIGHT be a Runner.
If the letters 'ddfj' or the name "brandon weedon" automatically raise your hackles, you might be a Runner.
If you find yourself censoring your swears with "bus", you might be a Runner.
If the letters 'ddfj' or the name "brandon weedon" automatically raise your hackles, you might be a Runner.
If you find yourself censoring your swears with "bus", you might be a Runner.
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If you find yourself censoring yourself with "bus", you might be a Runner.
If you see this tweet, and immediately think "Fill this man with cream", you might be a Runner.
If you see this tweet, and immediately think "Fill this man with cream", you might be a Runner.
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If you count down the days to Desert Bus like you did Birthdays and Christmas as a kid you might be a Runner.
(Not that I ever stopped counting down the days to any of those things ... >.> )
(Not that I ever stopped counting down the days to any of those things ... >.> )
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If you try to convince everyone you know and most people you meet to give internet comedy videos a chance you might be a Runner.
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