What's On Your Headstone?

[qrpth]

"Mmm, ketchup..."

"Out for a walk, come back later."

[AlexanderDitto]

I'd like to think I'd have something funny on my headstone, but I don't really know what it would be.

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[Elomin Sha]

Fill this grave with cream!

[MotorWaffle]

"Well. That happened."

[Keab42]

"Good Riddance"

[empath]

"Don't worry, I'll be back...to wreak my vengeance...you know what you did."

[MinniChi]

"I didn't ask for this!"

And written in very tiny print near the bottom of the headstone:
"You're standing on my head"

[plummeting_sloth]

"Another victim of entropy"

"Only resurrect if the future is REALLY cool"

"Regrets have no place etched in stone."

[Amake]

"If you're reading this, something has gone terribly wrong. It's all in your hands now."

Maybe. I'm probably having my parts donated to medicine, then donated to science, then burned and spread in a forest somewhere, without a headstone.

[Elomin Sha]

"To be or not to be...guess which one I chose."

[empath]

I want to be cremated, and I kinda object to graveyards in general principle (unless you're eventually going to rotate that now nutrient-filled land into agriculture "If we're gonna recycle, let's get serious about it." - GC)

...but at the same time, I certainly wouldn't mind having some kind of permanent memorial that holds an epitaph from me.

[Master Gunner]

I'm hoping that promission thing the Swedes are working on takes off. All the benefits of cremation, but far more environmentally friendly.

Best "permanent monument" I can think of would be a small capsule shot into space. Sure, no ones ever going to see it again, but at least it's out there.

[Elomin Sha]

Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

[Drecon]

PRESS [P] TO UNPAUSE

[empath]

"Why did I think that would work?"

[Elomin Sha]

"Oh God, the Spyglass."

[ex-Lurker]

Now ready to haunt your ass.
...
Boo!

Or

That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie,
And With Strange Eons Even Death May Die.

[Fezzul]

"Totally worth it"

[cuddlyblade]

"It really was a terrible fountain pen accident!"

[Elomin Sha]

Don't blink.

[Keab42]

Would you also have an angel statue above your headstone?

[ex-Lurker]

F5 F9 F5 F9...

[Dutch guy]

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start... DAMMIT!

[empath]

"Dopefish lives!"

or heck, if we're going with REALLY old proto-memes:

"Kilroy was here."

[Elomin Sha]

"Follow me on GraveBook."

"Watch me at WatchMeRot.com"