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Forum Member Facts

Postby Keab42 » 22 Feb 2014, 16:13

Like the Chuck Norris / Vin Diesel facts of yesteryear. Only about forum members. I shall go first.

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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 22 Feb 2014, 16:16

Be careful what you say, otherwise Merrymaker_Mortalis will make a sweetly ironic signature out of your quotation.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 22 Feb 2014, 17:44

Some say that Bebop Man took his name from his interest in Cowboy Bebop. But, in fact, 'twas Cowboy Bebop that named itself after him.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Fezzul » 22 Feb 2014, 23:39

IX is actually short for Ian Xanadu the Ninth.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Kapol » 23 Feb 2014, 00:39

The wind says that Geoff was once the ruler of a world, but was cast out by heretics and robbed of his station. The wind will rise again, though. The wind will rise again.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 23 Feb 2014, 02:06

Kapol does not, in fact, speak any language other than his native Kapol; his computer is merely equipped with an extraordinarily complex sort of digital Babel Fish.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2014, 13:07

Propsero101 is rumoured to be an enforcer for the illuminati. Those who spread the rumour die in mysterious circumstances within 24 hours.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 23 Feb 2014, 13:31

Keab is widely known to be a pathological liar who will die in a completely accidental car bombing tomorrow morning.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 23 Feb 2014, 14:24

Merrymaker_Mortalis never lies.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 23 Feb 2014, 15:11

Prospero101's avatar is, in fact, a photograph of himself. He was not cosplaying at the time.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 23 Feb 2014, 15:24

Ix is actually a cat, typing randomly on his owner's keyboard. His entire personality is the result of autocorrect.

(Sorry if I'm hogging this, but I love improv games)
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 23 Feb 2014, 16:27

Fezzul in fact founded the globally celebrated holiday of "Fez Yule".
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Duckay » 23 Feb 2014, 16:44

The world exists because Merrymaker_Mortalis allows it. It will end when he commands it.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Keab42 » 23 Feb 2014, 18:00

Duckay is not a group of ducks that have learned how to operate a computer. Its a group of Geese.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Feb 2014, 18:04

Duckay is an international assassin, and JackSlack is her handler. Every reference to their relationship in their posts is in fact a coded message detailing Duckay's next target, or the success of a previous mission. Ptang is a slow typist.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 23 Feb 2014, 18:13

Ptang is, in fact, a sentient gear on a spring.

Also, the P is not silent. It really is pronounced Puhtangmatik.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Duckay » 23 Feb 2014, 19:05

The "Lord" in Lord Hosk was payment from the Prince of Nigeria. Not for sending his account details; he just knitted him a really nice sweater.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Fezzul » 23 Feb 2014, 21:03

Duckay is actually a name of Japanese origin, in the same vein as 'Takei'.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Feb 2014, 21:10

Fezzul got his name from his propensity to dress up as the David Bowie-alike Demon God out of Ghostbusters 1 except in a fez.

Not even for cosplay/Halloween, just for everyday wear.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby JackSlack » 23 Feb 2014, 21:54

In the event of a decompression, Avistew will drop from the compartments above you.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Bebop Man » 23 Feb 2014, 22:15

Prospero fought with my father in the Clone Wars.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Kapol » 23 Feb 2014, 22:21

"Graham" as we know him on here isn't actually the Graham we see in videos. It's a ghost-writer for his account, taking on the role of interacting with the forums so the real Graham doesn't have to. The true person behind is actually -redacted-.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Robo4900 » 24 Feb 2014, 00:44

Kapol spent a year as the human embodiment of Sub Way.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Hepheastus » 24 Feb 2014, 00:47

Prospero101 defeated the other 100 Prosperos in Gladiatorial games
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby JackSlack » 24 Feb 2014, 01:14

Kapol wrote:"Graham" as we know him on here isn't actually the Graham we see in videos. It's a ghost-writer for his account, taking on the role of interacting with the forums so the real Graham doesn't have to. The true person behind is actually -redacted-.


Furthermore, "Matt" has never really existed. For video appearances Tim played him in heavy makeup while the crew all took turns being Matt on the forums, allowing them to voice their most outspoken opinions and love of My Little Pony while deflecting backlash.

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