Forum Member Facts

[Kapol]

Viscomica is actually an infinite number of monkeys on keyboards, as well as one super-smart monkey acting as the editior for the dumber ones.

[viscomica]

Kapol works as a background tree for theatre plays. His fee is very expensive.

[ex-Lurker]

viscomica's performance as rock #1 got nominated for 3 Oscars and 4 Emmies.

[Hepheastus]

ex-Lurker won the BAFTA for best Director, despite never Directing a film

[Smeghead]

Hepheastus does not fear death. It is hard to be afraid of someone you regularly have over for dinner with the family and help them do yard-work in the spring

[Robo4900]

First thing I pictured when I read that:

(I've been reading Problem Sleuth recently)

Anyway, Smeghead has a claim on most of New Jersey.

[Smeghead]

Before time there was the maker who before his passing created the eternals; to bring the universe into being. Out of the void they forged the first stars; to be a beacon in the darkness. They forged the planets to be their workbenches upon where they could practice their crafts.

But as their creations grew more numerous; expanding the universe, the void begun fighting back, consuming their creations; returning them to the nothingness.

The eternals; anxious to protect their creations set up a barrier; shielding off their creations from the void and it's minions, keeping the universe safe until the end of time.

But one of the eternals; having grown tired of creating stars, gases and planets decided to try something new, and from its labor came the first seeds of life.

The other eternals were amazed of this creation, but they soon realized that the seeds of life were just that; seeds. seeds that needed to grow, but could not do so in this universe they had created, for what the universe lacked was time.

Without time life could not exist, but so much did the eternals love this creation that they took the hard decision and created time; spreading it out across the universe. But all that starts must also end, and with time now in motion; it would have to end one day and thus destroying the barrier holding the void at bay, and also the end of the eternals.

But to them it was worth it, for life was too important to be left as nothing but a seed.

With time now in motion the eternals could see all that had been, all that was and all that would be in the entire multiverse of multiverses. And as such they had their visions of the future written down; upon great dark monoliths that they then spread across the universe; so that life would know what the eternals had sacrificed for it, and eventually what would become of it all.

For the monoliths tell of a final battle; as time has ended and the barrier is no more; the minions of the void will consume the universe, but for a single battlefield where life makes its last stand against the void.
And upon this last world on this last day one last man shall stand against the darkness and whisper the true name of the maker; the source of all creation. a whisper that shall bring him back into being and set in motion the events that will one day lead to the recreation of the universe.

And that name isn't Robo4900, but one very close to it.

[Prospero101]

Smeghead grew Alex in a petri dish. It was in a dark fridge, which is why Alex is so easily startled.

[Keab42]

Prospero is close personal friends with Gary the Gray Merchant.

[Prospero101]

Keab knows a guy who knows a guy.

[viscomica]

Prospero101 is the guy who is known by a guy who knows Keab

[AdmiralMemo]

viscomica has the loot.

[Prospero101]

Memo has the stuff.

[AdmiralMemo]

Prospero101's not here, man....

[Jamfalcon]

Memo is here. Here being everywhere. It's kind of a problem, actually.

[Phailhammer]

Jamfalcon is in my spot.

[Robo4900]

Phailhammer was in Jamfalcon's spot.

[Smeghead]

Unbeknown to both it was all a part of Robo4900's assassination plan on Jamfalcon, but since they were in the wrong spots he had to call it off.

...for now

[Deedles]

Little did Robo4900 know that the apparition that that came to him in a dream, and told him that he needs to kill Jamfalcon, was actually Smeghead, wanting Jamfalcon dead because he has dibs on his stuff!

[Smeghead]

Deedles just told everyone a secret that she should have kept a secret. Now I call dibs on her stuff as well and prepare to visit someone else in their dreams

[Phailhammer]

Phailhammer's brain hurt from reading that.

[Smeghead]

Phailhammer isn't the only one.
he is however the only one who knows what happens to all the laundry that "goes missing" in the machines. He wish he didn't know...

[Phailhammer]

The things I've seen...

[plummeting_sloth]

Despite their moniker, Phailhammer is actually a deft carpenter and constructed this very desk.

[Smeghead]

When the time comes to mate a Phailhammers will construct a trebuchet in front of it's home; decorate it with all the shiny things they can find and then launch an unsuspecting plummeting_sloth into the air. The further the plummeting_sloth travel before hitting the ground, the more likely the Phailhammer is to attract a potential mate.
If the plummeting_sloth hit someone upon landing; that triggers the bonus round.