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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby plummeting_sloth » 25 Feb 2014, 07:13

There are some that say at the last second of life, you see AlexanderDitto lose his smile. There are others that say it's the ending of the smile that causes the life to end.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Hepheastus » 25 Feb 2014, 08:19

plummeting_sloth was an officer in the American Civil War who somehow time traveled to the present day (perhaps due to the confederacy using experimental Phail cannon shells)
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Fezzul » 25 Feb 2014, 09:04

My Psyedonym is Ix is actually my second life persona, that has taken on sentience and built itself a corporeal form.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby AdmiralMemo » 25 Feb 2014, 09:42

Hepheastus needs those glasses because he actually is a genetic fusion of King Leonidas and Cyclops of the X-Men. (Tell me that you don't think Chris Claremont didn't think of doing this at some point. :D)
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Lord Hosk » 25 Feb 2014, 10:13

Phailhammer's avatar is not in fact a picture or a drawing, it is a live stream of him. Whenever you load a page that would display it he stops what he is doing and holds that exact position until you navigate away.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 25 Feb 2014, 10:25

AdmiralMemo moonlights as the frontman of a Creedence Clearwater Revival cover band called "Eastern Bloc Grandmother."
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Robo4900 » 25 Feb 2014, 12:59

Phailhammer is the result of a large concentration of Phailinite being forged into a hammer and then given intelligence by Kathleen's psychic powers.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Keab42 » 25 Feb 2014, 13:22

PhailHammer can miss a 90% chance shot from 6ft away, resulting in the death of an entire XCOM squad...
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 25 Feb 2014, 13:47

Keab is a veteran of the CIA Directorate of Operations and US Navy SEAL Team III. Keab is formerly an operative of the Third Echelon, a clandestine branch of the National Security Agency. Keab is very agile and a master of the art of stealth.

When in the field, Keab prefers to work alone.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Sieg Reyu » 25 Feb 2014, 13:57

Admiral Memo is actually a series of very small Ensigns who are stacked on each others shoulders, a la Muppet Man.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 25 Feb 2014, 14:11

Sieg Reyu's periods of absence from these forums are the result of a flaw in the glassmaking process when making his lifetimer, which now resembles two klein bottles inside one another.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Lord Hosk » 25 Feb 2014, 14:14

Kapool doesnt exist, every post of his is a strange quirk of space time that effects everyone on this board equally. We all perseave him to exist, and we all perseave his posts in a identical way but in fact, no person or posts exist.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Keab42 » 25 Feb 2014, 15:12

Lord Hosk has saved your life at least once.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Sieg Reyu » 25 Feb 2014, 15:29

Keabs 1-41 all died rather mysteriously, most of them involving pudding. Keabs 43+ claim they owe their continued existence to the fact that they leave out small offerings of food every night. These offerings are always gone in the morning, but that's just probably raccoons.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 25 Feb 2014, 15:46

You live because it amuses korvys. Nothing more, nothing less.
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"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby AlexanderDitto » 25 Feb 2014, 16:08

plummeting_sloth wrote:There are some that say at the last second of life, you see AlexanderDitto lose his smile. There are others that say it's the ending of the smile that causes the life to end.


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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 25 Feb 2014, 16:16

Prospero101's username comes from his office number at his workplace, the Ministry of Love.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Sieg Reyu » 25 Feb 2014, 16:24

There are three certainties in life, Death, funny cat pictures, and people's unending love for AlexanderDitto.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Ptangmatik » 25 Feb 2014, 16:27

Every single person on this forum is in fact one person's multiple personalities, all entirely unaware that everyone else is also themself.

Except me.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Prospero101 » 25 Feb 2014, 16:37

It's well-known at Ptang is the second coming of Christ. Turns out Christ is pretty chill and won't bring about the end times until House of Cards is finished.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Phailhammer » 25 Feb 2014, 17:11

Keab42 claims the large hat on his carrier's mast is a good luck charm.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Lord Hosk » 25 Feb 2014, 18:28

AlexanderDitto's avatar is photo shopped, he has in fact never met any member of loading ready run.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Ptangmatik » 25 Feb 2014, 18:32

Sieg Ryu's avatar is also photoshopped. He can only dream of owning such a sweet-ass pirate hat.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby AlexanderDitto » 25 Feb 2014, 18:33

Sieg Reyu wrote:There are three certainties in life, Death, funny cat pictures, and people's unending love for AlexanderDitto.


Aww shucks, here you're making me blush. :oops:

Lord Hosk wrote:AlexanderDitto's avatar is photo shopped, he has in fact never met any member of loading ready run.


This is absolutely true. I'm actually a ghost.
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Re: Forum Member Facts

Postby Sieg Reyu » 25 Feb 2014, 19:01

Ptangmatik wrote:Sieg Ryu's avatar is also photoshopped. He can only dream of owning such a sweet-ass pirate hat.
Dang it! Clearly you could tell because of some of the pixels and because you've seen a few in your time.

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