Boycott Anti-Skeleton Bigot Alex Steacy

[ch3m1kal]

Well, speaking as someone with arthritis, it's pretty clear that the skeleton parasite living inside me is trying to kill me.

Ah but you admit that there IS a skeleton inside you, which clearly disproves Mr. Steacy's so called "experts".

I would also like to point out that I have personally witnessed footage of Mr. Steacy's frankly shocking cruelty toward skeleton pinwheels, which left me scarred. Feel free to find it yourselves, as I'm sure any proof posted here will be deleted, but the fact is Mr. Steacy, under the guise of his alter ego "Shitty Sephiroth" invaded a maze staffed by poor skeleton pinwheels and proceeded to brutally murder them and take their souls to trade for trinkets.
Might I add that these poor skeletons were wounded veterans of the Great Dungeon of Doom Invasion and due to various mace and/or sword related injuries were forced to resort to pinwheels as a means to regain some mobility.

[Volafortis]

Well, speaking as someone with arthritis, it's pretty clear that the skeleton parasite living inside me is trying to kill me.

Ah but you admit that there IS a skeleton inside you, which clearly disproves Mr. Steacy's so called "experts".

I would also like to point out that I have personally witnessed footage of Mr. Steacy's frankly shocking cruelty toward skeleton pinwheels, which left me scarred. Feel free to find it yourselves, as I'm sure any proof posted here will be deleted, but the fact is Mr. Steacy, under the guise of his alter ego "Shitty Sephiroth" invaded a maze staffed by poor skeleton pinwheels and proceeded to brutally murder them and take their souls to trade for trinkets.
Might I add that these poor skeletons were wounded veterans of the Great Dungeon of Doom Invasion and due to various mace and/or sword related injuries were forced to resort to pinwheels as a means to regain some mobility.

A skeleton PARASITE. Parasite being the key word here.

[Dominic Appleguard]

So, I've heard the hateful, racist testimony Alex has offered. I would like the record to show that he has not rescinded his comments, or expressed regret of any kind.

The fact remains that Bionic Trousers Media is supporting a skeleton racist.

[iamafish]

In fact, in the brutal actions of one video James and indeed the rest of the crew in crossing the streams, the crew not only activity endorse skeleton racism, but take part in it themselves. I'm sure we're all heard the various damning remarks they've made in the process

[Can't Wear Hats]

Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you with shocking news. This documentary footage, recovered from a VHS copy of a betamax filmed by a covert team of trained raccoons PROVES that Mr Steacy and his known associate Graham Stark are in fact skeletons themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUY8VbQmcRU

[empath]

Well, speaking as someone with arthritis, it's pretty clear that the skeleton parasite living inside me is trying to kill me.

Ah but you admit that there IS a skeleton inside you, which clearly disproves Mr. Steacy's so called "experts".

Yes, because 'anecdotal evidence is the best evidence' - since I, alone, can affirm have been invaded by a skeleton that now lives inside my body, that somehow means that all people have skeletons in them. "You are a POOR scientist, Dr. Venkman."


And yes, Volafortis has the gist of it - I lived a carefree, happy life as an amorphous pile of flesh, ingesting what I needed to survive, and merely keeping out of everyone's way...and then this skeleton came along and forced itself on me - making me take a fixed structure and form.

Personally, I prefer my troubleless time as a blob, especially considering that my 'invader' regularly subjects me to chronic pain...

[Ptangmatik]

Now, I wouldn't say I'm a skeleton racist, some of my best friends are in a close relationship with a skeleton, but you never see them around in the street do you?

They spend most of their time hanging around in graveyards, lounging about. Why don't the bone idle beggars go and get jobs or something?

I'm with Steacy on this one

[AdmiralMemo]

Will this comic be a "trigger" to Alex?

[Rikadyn]

Don't worry Alex, these skeletons are just sleeping around to get good press for their cause, the truth will be revealed...

[JackSlack]

Rikadyn wins.

[AdmiralMemo]

[RedNightmare]

Oh great, it's not enough for them to take our jobs and our money, now they are coming after our food as well!? Bunch of boney bastards!!

[Geoff_B]

Personally, I find my skeleton to be very supportive.

[empath]

[Geoff_B]

Looks like you have a bone to pick with me.

[Elomin Sha]

None of your puns have a leg to stand on.

[Rikadyn]

You people can't take a good ribbing

[Elomin Sha]

You all have two left feet.

[Viking_Sleyheron]

All those puns are bonecrushingly effective.

[Elomin Sha]

You all sound like this asshole, Perry, I used to know. Full name Periodontal Ligament...he was a wizard.*



*If anyone gets this old LRRcast reference, well done.

[Geoff_B]

I think we kneed to relax a bit.

[JustAName]

Bones

[Elomin Sha]

Boners.

[JustAName]

Alex Steacy, actual skeleton fetishist: Confirmed.

[Elomin Sha]

Yeah, he goes around with one 24/7/365.4 I know we live in a tolerant society, but, please, no need to shove it down our throats Alex.