The lame superpowers thread.

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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 23 Feb 2015, 15:52

Aloe Vera's ability manifests in a transparent green gel-like discharge. It's quite awkward at beach parties.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Robo4900 » 24 Feb 2015, 18:39

Drinkman: Able to drink any fluid no matter how disgusting or deadly it would normally be without experiencing any negative side-effects. The down side is that the reason this works is because all moisture instantly disintegrates upon entering his mouth.

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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 24 Feb 2015, 18:59

hmm...with a sufficiently large image you could use some elaborate hatching. Or manually dither it all and ask people to stand really far back.
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Mousewoman - Ability to move a mouse, but it cant be optical.

Anykeyman - Actually knows the location of the Any key.

Hard-discus-man - Can chuck the platters of hard discs like discus's.

Ms. Defenistrator - She can chuck people though copies of windows.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 25 Feb 2015, 02:53

Alt F4 Dude. Can Alt F4 things IRL.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Master Gunner » 28 Feb 2015, 10:53

Pickpocket Detection Man: Knows whenever someone is pickpocketed within a 12 mile radius of him. No idea actually where or whom, just that it happened somewhere within 12 miles.

And it has to actually be a genuine pickpocketing - no exploiting it as a communication method using willing parties.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Keab42 » 01 Mar 2015, 15:17

You can increase your density, but you can't decrease it back to normal again.
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