The lame superpowers thread.

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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby MotorWaffle » 28 Nov 2014, 13:17

The power of the Human Torch without the immunity to fire.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Gap Filler » 28 Nov 2014, 14:50

The ability to turn gold into pure lead.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 28 Nov 2014, 16:34

MotorWaffle wrote:The power of the Human Torch without the immunity to fire.


Or how about the Human Torch.....with the ability to act like an ok flashlight but nothing else.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 28 Nov 2014, 16:49

Reverse Wolverine.

His special power is summoning adamantine claws into his hands.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 04 Dec 2014, 09:05

The Power Of FLIGHT! (but only when standing in a airplane)

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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Metcarfre » 04 Dec 2014, 09:17

The ability to tell, within five seconds, whether a commercial is a cologne/perfume commercial or a parody of a cologne/perfume commercial.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby MotorWaffle » 04 Dec 2014, 09:36

To go with the above: the ability to tell, within five seconds, if what's on the screen is going to turn out to be a car commercial.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Gap Filler » 04 Dec 2014, 14:46

The ability to completely remove any tea coffee mug stain from any surface.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Gap Filler » 04 Dec 2014, 14:47

And, to go with it, the ability to completely clean the inside of any mug no matter how well used.

Your superhero name would be The Shadow Ring.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Atifexe » 04 Dec 2014, 18:04

The constant knowledge of the precise number of human skin cells not currently attached to a human within a ten foot radius.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Metcarfre » 04 Dec 2014, 18:55

Gross!
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 11 Dec 2014, 02:48

THE POWER TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

But the person spends all their time on the internet complaining how an unreleased new hero is a "clone" of an existing hero in another MOBA game. Or complaining how bad a game/movie is before it's even released.

Will they predict natural disasters?

NO! THEY WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT PETTY THINGS.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 11 Dec 2014, 05:25

...and people with that power actually exist O_o
[/at least thats my personal canon from now on every time I see someone bad mouting a film from just a poster or such]
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Antitonic » 11 Dec 2014, 07:02

I contributed the entry on Tele-apathy to the list: The power to not care from miles away.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Ptangmatik » 11 Dec 2014, 07:19

Cool female superhero name of Phototropia, but it means that her power is the ability to point towards the Sun, even with her eyes shut.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 11 Dec 2014, 09:20

:D cool.

Antitonic - updated doc.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 11 Dec 2014, 10:42

The ability to remove blood stains from clothing.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Atifexe » 11 Dec 2014, 12:02

Or the inverse: The ability to generate blood stains on clothing by bleeding at will, but only from body parts in direct contact with fabric.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 11 Dec 2014, 16:21

Turning everything to Glod from touch alone.

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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 12 Dec 2014, 05:53

A very powerful yet still pointless one;

- The Ability to win an argument on the internet.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Atifexe » 12 Dec 2014, 17:47

Is that the ability to win one single argument on the internet, after which you can never do it again, or the ability to win an argument on the internet at will?
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Darkflame » 13 Dec 2014, 06:26

At will, but with the restriction that it wont work if the argument matters in any way. (ie, your talking to someone with influence instead of the normal "bottom half of the internet")
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Keab42 » 13 Dec 2014, 10:46

The ability to speak to cats, but not understand them.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby Merrymaker_Mortalis » 13 Dec 2014, 15:45

Ability to separate egg whites and yolk by looking at them.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.

Postby plummeting_sloth » 02 Jan 2015, 10:33

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