Anyway, some great ones here, but I think DC has got us beat...how have I never heard of this comic??;
All right, now this... this is the weird one. Ennis and McCrea introduced Section Eight in the pages of Hitman, one of the greatest DC Comics of all time, specifically as a team made up of the weirdest characters they could imagine. Here's the roster:
Six-Pack, whose main power is getting drunk and passing out in the gutter with hallucinations of defeating Darkseid
Bueno Excelente, who "fights crime with the power of perversion"
The Defenestrator, who looks like the Terminator and carries around a window -- just a window -- that he throws people through
Friendly Fire, who fires devastating energy bolts from his hands that only ever hit his allies
Jean de Baton-Baton, who is French
Flemgem, who has super-powered mucus
Shakes, who shakes
And maybe the greatest forgotten superhero ever,
Dogwelder, who welds dogs to people. Like, actual dogs. With a blowtorch. I have no idea how, but it is, shockingly, much less gruesome than it sounds, and it seems to bother his opponents a lot more than it bothers the dogs.
http://comicsalliance.com/dc-divergence ... ck=tsmclip