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Lizard Hammocks

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 28 Oct 2015, 10:08

Creating a thread about lizard hammocks to win an argument with a friend. Please feel free to ignore or repurpose for your own use.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Elomin Sha » 28 Oct 2015, 10:10

Isn't that just a euphamism for a thong?
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Atifexe » 28 Oct 2015, 11:02

I thought that was banana hammock.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Arclight_Dynamo » 28 Oct 2015, 11:59

I just Googled it... and I'm shocked to find out not only that lizard hammocks are a thing, but also that they're not a euphemism. They're... hammocks. For lizards.
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Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 28 Oct 2015, 12:24

Yeah, said friend is into her reptiles and we were having a forum-off. She asked if my forums had a thread about lizard hammocks, so I thought I'd cheat a bit ;)
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Bebop Man » 28 Oct 2015, 12:33

I don't know what I was expecting.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Lord Chrusher » 28 Oct 2015, 13:10

This?

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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Deedles » 28 Oct 2015, 13:26

CATS BE REPRESENTING!

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Also have this one, because he looks so comfy x3

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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Bebop Man » 28 Oct 2015, 14:44

Lord Chrusher wrote:This?

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Awwwww.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby AdmiralMemo » 28 Oct 2015, 17:48

Arclight_Dynamo wrote:They're... hammocks. For lizards.
At first, I thought they'd be hammocks made from lizard-skin... But what they really are is better. :-)
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Tomanta » 29 Oct 2015, 04:11

This thread makes me want a lizard, and a hammock for it to relax in.

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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Rikadyn » 29 Oct 2015, 06:57

Tomanta wrote:This thread makes me want a lizard, and a hammock for it to relax in.

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or you may be a lizard...
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Robo4900 » 30 Oct 2015, 17:33

But what if we're all lizards?
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Phailhammer » 30 Oct 2015, 17:57

What if those lizards are all Beej?
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Tomanta » 30 Oct 2015, 19:19

What if we are all Beej?
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby MotorWaffle » 30 Oct 2015, 19:39

That's super cool, and kind of cute, but I'm going to use it as a euphemism. So sorry.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Kapol » 30 Oct 2015, 20:32

I'd like to use this chance to remind people that the secret lizard-man political agenda is not a real thing. Totally not. For realsies.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Robo4900 » 31 Oct 2015, 02:50

That is wrong! Your government is lying to you! The time has come for a revolution! Too long have the fat cat lizards in Ottawa been gorging themselves on the troughs of the ordinary working people! They may be able to silence on person, but if we all rise up together, who knows? Maybe we won't all die horribly.
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Re: Lizard Hammocks

Postby Atifexe » 31 Oct 2015, 09:49

We'll stand a better chance of fusing into Humagodzillizard if we stand together as one, at least.

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