Do You Want a Lawsuit?

[Malcairad]

I wrote this for Alex "A-Train" after the live at PAX Qwerpline It's not the best, I think I will have to write a second version, this is meant to be sung by several different people unlike the song it is based on. I hope you enjoy this version.

Do You Want to Have a Lawsuit? (Based on Do You Want to Buil a Snowman)

Do you want to have a lawsuit?
It is his time in court today
You will never see him anymore
Once they close the courtroom door
Now it’s time to have your say ...
You wanted to go through this
But now you don't
You still have feelings for this guy!
Do you want to have a lawsuit?
It doesn't have to be a lawsuit.

Objection!

Withdrawn…

Do you want to have a lawsuit?
Or just a restraining order put in place
The litigation process is intense
But you can't ride the fence
You will never again see his face
(Get away from her, John!)
You may get a little anxious
Waiting in reception rooms

Just negotiating a deal with the other guy
(Yes?-No., Yes?-No., Yes?-No., Yes?-No., Yes?-No.)

Police! We know you're in there
We have a warrant for your arrest
Your neighbors turned you in, don't make a fuss
Come out here to us, Do not resist!
There are charges we can file
Police brutality and the rest
Who next do we sue?

Do you want to have a lawsuit?

[Darkflame]

Fantastic

(and that Qwerpline had me in hysterics. "Search" was just genius)