Words of wisdom.
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Words of wisdom.
It has ben said "Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and they will eventually reproduce the works of shakespeare.
Today I would like to pass on to you "Give Uwe Boll a million licenses to video games and he will destroy society as we know it"
So post your own little sayins and wisdom spoofs. Be they Confucious says or whatever else.
And one more thing. I didn't want to necro the video discussion thread for one little question so I'll ask it here. Does anyone have a link to the "who watches movies" video that is spoofed?
Today I would like to pass on to you "Give Uwe Boll a million licenses to video games and he will destroy society as we know it"
So post your own little sayins and wisdom spoofs. Be they Confucious says or whatever else.
And one more thing. I didn't want to necro the video discussion thread for one little question so I'll ask it here. Does anyone have a link to the "who watches movies" video that is spoofed?
"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
Those bold in daring, will die:
Those bold in not daring will survive.
Of these two, either may benefit or harm.
Nature decides which is evil,
But who can know why?
Even the enlightened find this difficult.
The Way in Nature
Does not contend, yet skillfully triumphs,
Does not speak, yet skillfully responds,
Does summon, and yet attracts,
Does not hasten, yet skillfully designs.
Nature's network is vast, so vast.
Its mesh is coarse, yet nothing slips through...
Those bold in not daring will survive.
Of these two, either may benefit or harm.
Nature decides which is evil,
But who can know why?
Even the enlightened find this difficult.
The Way in Nature
Does not contend, yet skillfully triumphs,
Does not speak, yet skillfully responds,
Does summon, and yet attracts,
Does not hasten, yet skillfully designs.
Nature's network is vast, so vast.
Its mesh is coarse, yet nothing slips through...
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
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Ridiculous Breakfast wrote:Give a man a blanket and he will be warm for a year.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Another version of this:
Teach a man to light a fire he will be warm for a night..
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...
CaPpY wrote:dark_realm really is a jerk....
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Ah yes...Bushisms. We have a 365 day Calandar of them, including the one from PjotrMan (Love that one)
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test" -George W. Bush, Townsend, Tennessee; February 21, 2001
"There's not going to be enough people in the system fo take advantage of people like me" -George W. Bush, On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Connecticut; June 9, 200
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating" - George W Bush, As quoted by the New York Daily News; April 23, 2002
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test" -George W. Bush, Townsend, Tennessee; February 21, 2001
"There's not going to be enough people in the system fo take advantage of people like me" -George W. Bush, On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Connecticut; June 9, 200
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating" - George W Bush, As quoted by the New York Daily News; April 23, 2002
"Good thing we got Jester to carry." -Morgan, January 20th, 2009
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