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Postby Sieg Reyu » 25 Nov 2006, 15:10

It has ben said "Give a million monkeys a million typewriters and they will eventually reproduce the works of shakespeare.

Today I would like to pass on to you "Give Uwe Boll a million licenses to video games and he will destroy society as we know it"

So post your own little sayins and wisdom spoofs. Be they Confucious says or whatever else.

And one more thing. I didn't want to necro the video discussion thread for one little question so I'll ask it here. Does anyone have a link to the "who watches movies" video that is spoofed?
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Postby YamaroV2 » 25 Nov 2006, 15:12

To -directly- rip off red steel.

"Your life is a poem of two words. YOU SUCK."
No longer your barrel-rolling monkey.
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Postby browncoat » 25 Nov 2006, 15:30

"Just as fire does not extinguish fire, thus can evil not destroy evil. Only good, when it comes upon evil and is not kindled by it, triumphs over evil." - Leo Tolstoy
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Postby Dana » 25 Nov 2006, 16:11

"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb" - Dark Helmet.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."

"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.

"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Postby Morgan » 25 Nov 2006, 17:30

All it takes for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing - Edmund Burke
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Postby Melendwyr » 25 Nov 2006, 17:46

Those bold in daring, will die:
Those bold in not daring will survive.
Of these two, either may benefit or harm.

Nature decides which is evil,
But who can know why?
Even the enlightened find this difficult.

The Way in Nature
Does not contend, yet skillfully triumphs,
Does not speak, yet skillfully responds,
Does summon, and yet attracts,
Does not hasten, yet skillfully designs.

Nature's network is vast, so vast.
Its mesh is coarse, yet nothing slips through...
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
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Postby Ridiculous Breakfast » 26 Nov 2006, 00:27

Give a man a blanket and he will be warm for a year.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby dark_realm » 26 Nov 2006, 00:44

Ridiculous Breakfast wrote:Give a man a blanket and he will be warm for a year.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.


Another version of this:

Teach a man to light a fire he will be warm for a night..
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...
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Postby JesterJ. » 26 Nov 2006, 00:51

Ridiculous Breakfast wrote:Give a man a blanket and he will be warm for a year.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I lol'd when I read that.
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Postby magic toaster of destiny » 26 Nov 2006, 01:13

"a man only needs to things to be safe, a 50 calibur rifle and a condom"
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 26 Nov 2006, 06:11

God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood for one of them to work at once. - William Robins.

A woman is the occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx.
"It's nice to think that before "Adam and Eve", there was "Earl Grey""
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Postby magic toaster of destiny » 26 Nov 2006, 11:51

sleep is not a concern - its a problem
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Postby JesterJ. » 26 Nov 2006, 12:30

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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Postby magic toaster of destiny » 26 Nov 2006, 13:56

"Resistance is useless!" Vogon guard
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 26 Nov 2006, 15:20

Resistance is futile. - Borg

Don't eat yellow snow. - Unknown
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Postby magic toaster of destiny » 27 Nov 2006, 02:43

fatality - mortal combat
boom headshot - FPS doug
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Postby umbrellaless » 27 Nov 2006, 12:12

"Only boring people are bored for long, and bored people are always boring." - Irvine Welsh
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 27 Nov 2006, 14:17

Fool me once... shame on, shame on you... the fool then can't get fooled again. - President George W. Bush
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Postby basscomm » 27 Nov 2006, 17:26

Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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You crit the English Language for 1337 damage.
English Language dies.
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Postby browncoat » 27 Nov 2006, 18:11

Never tell me the odds! - Han Solo
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Postby JesterJ. » 27 Nov 2006, 19:03

Ah yes...Bushisms. We have a 365 day Calandar of them, including the one from PjotrMan (Love that one)

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test" -George W. Bush, Townsend, Tennessee; February 21, 2001

"There's not going to be enough people in the system fo take advantage of people like me" -George W. Bush, On the coming Social Security crisis; Wilton, Connecticut; June 9, 200

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating" - George W Bush, As quoted by the New York Daily News; April 23, 2002
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Postby Captain_Anarchy » 30 Nov 2006, 14:03

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Postby Kate! » 30 Nov 2006, 14:17

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, You may as well make it dance." -George Bernard Shaw
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Postby eiopqrtuwy » 30 Nov 2006, 15:49

Scientists are researching cloning ... Cloning. There are 6 Billion people in the World. Sex is working just fine.
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Postby Sieg Reyu » 30 Nov 2006, 16:25

Outside a dog a bok is a man's best friend
Inside a dog its too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
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