And lol @ that.
Geroge Clooney was #1. But there was like, "Sexiest Midget" "Sexiest Neurosurgoen." "Sexiest Man With Glasses." Which by the way, was Stephen Colbert!
He wrote the following article for the issue:
"I am sexy. This isn't ego talking: People Magazine says I'm sexy, and I accept that. Who am I to argue? I'm just a person. They're People.
I'm sure some of my sexiness I was simply born with, but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't cultivate it. Take my glasses. They are utterly unnecessary. I was born with perfect vision. Eyes of an eagle. But authority is sexy, and nothing bestows a sense that you know what you're talking about like specs. And boy, do women respond! How do you think Henry Kissinger landed Candice Bergen? It wasn't the secret bombing. How did Salman Rushide get that exotic dish who hosts Top Chef? It wasn't the heresy. It was the glasses.
Of course, putting on a pair of glasses simply for that sexy air of authority would be a lie, and I am not a liar. So six years ago I had Lasik to make me nearsighted. Now I can wear my erotically corrective lenses with a clean conscience.
Best part: Everytime I see guy wearing a monocle, I know I'm twice as sexy as he is.
Note: Glasses can make ladies sexy as well, but only as they are taken off, followed by a slow-motion shake of the head to let her hair down out of that librarian bun."
I love that man.
