Stephen Colbert - Sexiest Man with Glasses
Stephen Colbert - Sexiest Man with Glasses
I found a copy of People Magazine's "Sexist Man Alive" issue on a coffee table in my house. And I'm at home sick today, so I decided to read it.
And lol @ that.
Geroge Clooney was #1. But there was like, "Sexiest Midget" "Sexiest Neurosurgoen." "Sexiest Man With Glasses." Which by the way, was Stephen Colbert!
He wrote the following article for the issue:
"I am sexy. This isn't ego talking: People Magazine says I'm sexy, and I accept that. Who am I to argue? I'm just a person. They're People.
I'm sure some of my sexiness I was simply born with, but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't cultivate it. Take my glasses. They are utterly unnecessary. I was born with perfect vision. Eyes of an eagle. But authority is sexy, and nothing bestows a sense that you know what you're talking about like specs. And boy, do women respond! How do you think Henry Kissinger landed Candice Bergen? It wasn't the secret bombing. How did Salman Rushide get that exotic dish who hosts Top Chef? It wasn't the heresy. It was the glasses.
Of course, putting on a pair of glasses simply for that sexy air of authority would be a lie, and I am not a liar. So six years ago I had Lasik to make me nearsighted. Now I can wear my erotically corrective lenses with a clean conscience.
Best part: Everytime I see guy wearing a monocle, I know I'm twice as sexy as he is.
Note: Glasses can make ladies sexy as well, but only as they are taken off, followed by a slow-motion shake of the head to let her hair down out of that librarian bun."
I love that man.
And lol @ that.
Geroge Clooney was #1. But there was like, "Sexiest Midget" "Sexiest Neurosurgoen." "Sexiest Man With Glasses." Which by the way, was Stephen Colbert!
He wrote the following article for the issue:
"I am sexy. This isn't ego talking: People Magazine says I'm sexy, and I accept that. Who am I to argue? I'm just a person. They're People.
I'm sure some of my sexiness I was simply born with, but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't cultivate it. Take my glasses. They are utterly unnecessary. I was born with perfect vision. Eyes of an eagle. But authority is sexy, and nothing bestows a sense that you know what you're talking about like specs. And boy, do women respond! How do you think Henry Kissinger landed Candice Bergen? It wasn't the secret bombing. How did Salman Rushide get that exotic dish who hosts Top Chef? It wasn't the heresy. It was the glasses.
Of course, putting on a pair of glasses simply for that sexy air of authority would be a lie, and I am not a liar. So six years ago I had Lasik to make me nearsighted. Now I can wear my erotically corrective lenses with a clean conscience.
Best part: Everytime I see guy wearing a monocle, I know I'm twice as sexy as he is.
Note: Glasses can make ladies sexy as well, but only as they are taken off, followed by a slow-motion shake of the head to let her hair down out of that librarian bun."
I love that man.
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People Magazine is wrong again, because David Tennant is quite obviously the sexiest man in glasses.
See?
See?
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
Pff, it didn't say "Sexiest man who is in glasses all of the time", it said "Sexiest man in glasses". I give you David Tennant in glasses, and he is indeed, the sexiest man in glasses.
He is also way sexier than George Clooney, so David Tennant should also get the "Sexiest Man In The World" title as well.
He is also way sexier than George Clooney, so David Tennant should also get the "Sexiest Man In The World" title as well.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Matt wrote:you're all wrong.
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Rofl. Matt also wins the prize for "Giving Dana the best laugh she has had in ages for a snappy comeback"
Don't worry Matt, I will not try to scrape the roof of your mouth
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
The Hitman wrote:I don't know who this David Tennant guy is, but I want his suit.
David Tennant is the current Doctor in Doctor Who. You should know this too, on account of you were posting in this thread.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Dana wrote:David Tennant is the current Doctor in Doctor Who. You should know this too, on account of you were posting in this thread.
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