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Señor Rodrigo
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Postby Señor Rodrigo » 14 Dec 2006, 17:12

Ridiculous Breakfast wrote:My friend's lawyer's sister's brother in law's Mexican.


Brother in law?

There is no law in Mexico... not since Olmos seized power in a brutal coup.

Edward James Olmos wrote:I live my life by a code, and that code says never to get into a pissing contest with an unarmed man.


Unarmed, you say? I'm afraid I have more arms than you could possibly imagine!
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Postby anotherearth » 16 Dec 2006, 15:56

Paul, I hope your hand feels better soon!
I feel your pain, man, as I tore up a finger this past summer in an incident involving an immersion blender (a really, *really* stupid incident). The "good" news is that you'll have a cast, bandage & scar that'll garner you plenty of sympathy from the ladies. Just tell them you got into a knife fight while defending cuddly endangered animals from terrorist fur trading ninjas who tried to burn down their forest or something. Definitely a better story than "I was playing nintendo and..." :)
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Postby NecroVale » 16 Dec 2006, 16:01

Señor Rodrigo wrote:
Edward James Olmos wrote:I live my life by a code, and that code says never to get into a pissing contest with an unarmed man.


Unarmed, you say? I'm afraid I have more arms than you could possibly imagine!


That is probably one of the least dirty ways to take that joke.

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