The Parents of Today.

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The Parents of Today.

Postby Kate! » 02 Jan 2007, 20:32

I rented Season 2 of Da Ali G Show.

And my mother asked to watch an episode with me.

In that episode Ali G was talking about "Respek".

"If this show teaches you one thing, it should be how to respek everyone. Animals. Children. Bitches. Spazmos. Lezzes. Fatty Boom Bahs. And even Gay lords."



For the past 5 hours, my mother has been referring to me as a "Fatty Boom Bah."

Funny enough right?
Now imagine a short British woman saying it.

She then proceeded to do a domain search so she could register Respek.com.
But was saddened to find out it's the webpage for Spanish record label, ReSpek.


Best mother ever.
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Postby JesterJ. » 02 Jan 2007, 20:33

Dude. I wish my mom was that cool...
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Postby Kara » 02 Jan 2007, 21:31

JesterJ. wrote:Dude. I wish my mom was that cool...


Ditto.
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Postby umbrellaless » 02 Jan 2007, 23:31

My mum, in the same situation, would most likely pull a Marge Simpson on me:

Harumph! *grumblenaggrumble*

...Don't get me wrong, I love her to bits. She just had her awesomeness glands removed at age twelve.
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Postby emma » 02 Jan 2007, 23:37

My mom is that cool!

Her favourite band is the decemberists (she has seen them live 4 times and is proud to say that Chris Funk poked her) and is willing to play super monkey ball with me. Also, she buys me booze. I mean, COME ON.
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Postby Morgan » 03 Jan 2007, 16:55

um... she tells people that she got boned by some dude from a band? most people keep quiet about that sort of thing.
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Postby JesterJ. » 03 Jan 2007, 21:34

Morgan wrote:um... she tells people that she got boned by some dude from a band? most people keep quiet about that sort of thing.


lol

Yeah my friend's parents don't BUY him or his sister booze, but they (the parents) know they (the kids) have some.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 04 Jan 2007, 11:39

My buddys mom poured the content of one his bottles out and replaced the water. They hade mixed it out with so much soda or something that they thought "Hey, this is great, it barely tastes anything!"

Another took a whiskeybottle from his dad. The flask itself contained, different kinds of dishwash and such. And them fluids that make you puke.
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Postby emma » 04 Jan 2007, 12:55

AmazingPjotrMan wrote:My buddys mom poured the content of one his bottles out and replaced the water. They hade mixed it out with so much soda or something that they thought "Hey, this is great, it barely tastes anything!"

Another took a whiskeybottle from his dad. The flask itself contained, different kinds of dishwash and such. And them fluids that make you puke.


That's amazing. Smart parents. Except for the fluids that make one throw up, that's not cool :(
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 04 Jan 2007, 16:59

[quote="3mm4"]That's amazing. Smart parents. Except for the fluids that make one throw up, that's not cool :([/quote

That's punishment for kids trying to steal booze from your parents.
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Re: The Parents of Today.

Postby Xiang » 04 Jan 2007, 17:51

Squiddy wrote:For the past 5 hours, my mother has been referring to me as a "Fatty Boom Bah."


Tell me when she starts referring to you as "Gay Lord" and I'll be on the floor.
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Postby The Hitman » 04 Jan 2007, 18:40

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