I rented Season 2 of Da Ali G Show.
And my mother asked to watch an episode with me.
In that episode Ali G was talking about "Respek".
"If this show teaches you one thing, it should be how to respek everyone. Animals. Children. Bitches. Spazmos. Lezzes. Fatty Boom Bahs. And even Gay lords."
For the past 5 hours, my mother has been referring to me as a "Fatty Boom Bah."
Funny enough right?
Now imagine a short British woman saying it.
She then proceeded to do a domain search so she could register Respek.com.
But was saddened to find out it's the webpage for Spanish record label, ReSpek.
Best mother ever.
The Parents of Today.
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My mum, in the same situation, would most likely pull a Marge Simpson on me:
Harumph! *grumblenaggrumble*
...Don't get me wrong, I love her to bits. She just had her awesomeness glands removed at age twelve.
Harumph! *grumblenaggrumble*
...Don't get me wrong, I love her to bits. She just had her awesomeness glands removed at age twelve.
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
Morgan wrote:um... she tells people that she got boned by some dude from a band? most people keep quiet about that sort of thing.
lol
Yeah my friend's parents don't BUY him or his sister booze, but they (the parents) know they (the kids) have some.
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My buddys mom poured the content of one his bottles out and replaced the water. They hade mixed it out with so much soda or something that they thought "Hey, this is great, it barely tastes anything!"
Another took a whiskeybottle from his dad. The flask itself contained, different kinds of dishwash and such. And them fluids that make you puke.
Another took a whiskeybottle from his dad. The flask itself contained, different kinds of dishwash and such. And them fluids that make you puke.
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AmazingPjotrMan wrote:My buddys mom poured the content of one his bottles out and replaced the water. They hade mixed it out with so much soda or something that they thought "Hey, this is great, it barely tastes anything!"
Another took a whiskeybottle from his dad. The flask itself contained, different kinds of dishwash and such. And them fluids that make you puke.
That's amazing. Smart parents. Except for the fluids that make one throw up, that's not cool
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Re: The Parents of Today.
Squiddy wrote:For the past 5 hours, my mother has been referring to me as a "Fatty Boom Bah."
Tell me when she starts referring to you as "Gay Lord" and I'll be on the floor.
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