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The Random Quote Thread

Postby Mouse » 05 Feb 2007, 14:26

Post any random quote you want. Because, pretty much, I'm bored.

My favorites:

'One summer day all the killers in my head assembled on a stage in Massachusets to sing showtunes.' its from a book I can't remember.

'Do you speak Mouth-full?' my brother
-Holy kleenex, Batman, it was right under our noses the whole time!
-Satan wears a bucket hat!
-If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?
-Lewis has AIDS
-Meddle ye not with dragons, for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup
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Postby emma » 05 Feb 2007, 15:06

See my sig.
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Postby Under13 » 05 Feb 2007, 15:08

3mm4 wrote:See my sig.


Pfft. Yeah, that's a pretty random thing for a person to say...
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Postby Mouse » 05 Feb 2007, 15:22

Bad joke.
-Holy kleenex, Batman, it was right under our noses the whole time!

-Satan wears a bucket hat!

-If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

-Lewis has AIDS

-Meddle ye not with dragons, for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup
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Postby Melendwyr » 05 Feb 2007, 15:56

This is why the IRC page exists, folks.
"...so he turns to me, and he says 'Why so serious?' He puts the blade in my mouth, and says 'Why so serious?
Let's put a smile on that face!'"
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Postby Under13 » 05 Feb 2007, 15:58

The IRC page does nothing for my postcount.
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Postby Mouse » 05 Feb 2007, 16:01

IRC?
-Holy kleenex, Batman, it was right under our noses the whole time!

-Satan wears a bucket hat!

-If tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

-Lewis has AIDS

-Meddle ye not with dragons, for ye are crunchy and good with ketchup
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Postby blackdragontaz » 05 Feb 2007, 16:06

It's all guns and flames till somebody loses and dies.
- WoW
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Postby emma » 05 Feb 2007, 16:44

Mouse wrote:IRC?


There are many, many threads about it, Mouse. It's the live chat so we don't have random threads. Though personally I have no problem with random threads. But you know.

You should check it out.
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Postby DarkMidget » 05 Feb 2007, 17:11

"I may be short, but make note of it and your lifespan will share the same fate" - Me, at some point
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 05 Feb 2007, 17:20

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Postby AdmiralBarikir » 05 Feb 2007, 17:32

"boodoo people murder people" Hellsing 2
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Postby Conan the Cimmerian » 05 Feb 2007, 17:41

DarkMidget wrote:"I may be short, but make note of it and your lifespan will share the same fate" - Me, at some point


Are you really a midget/little person?
Hither came Conan the Cimmerian: black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer.
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Postby DarkMidget » 05 Feb 2007, 17:49

Kekeke, no. I used to be really short though and everyone made jokes of it XD I wish I was still short or taller... being average height sucks.
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Postby Conan the Cimmerian » 05 Feb 2007, 18:02

are you from the Kingdom of Korea?
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Postby DarkMidget » 05 Feb 2007, 18:15

Does my snoozing self look Korean? :P Nay, I am not
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Postby JesterJ. » 05 Feb 2007, 18:16

Average height does suck, but hey, at least I'm still growing.

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Postby DarkMidget » 05 Feb 2007, 18:40

:P That's like something my friend did. One of my friends was like 'Damn, I don't have any money' and another friend was like 'I have money' but didn't offer to lend any or anything XD
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Postby Stephen_S » 05 Feb 2007, 18:47

"Five bucks? We ain't even got five cents! Your honor, how about I roll you for it? Double or nothing"
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Postby DarkMidget » 05 Feb 2007, 21:23

Which is that from?
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Postby Kate! » 06 Feb 2007, 00:02

Not so much a quote, as a bit of dialogue.
But still good.


I was playing Gears of War earlier tonight, and I was on X-Box Live with 7 other dudes.

And I was talking to my team, telling them where someone was.
Then at the end where everyone can talk to everyone else...

Dude - "Hey Bullet."
Me - "Yeah?"
Dude - "You a chick or a 10 year old boy whose balls haven't dropped yet?"
Me - "Most def. a chick."
Dude - "O RLY?"
Me - "Yeah."

[At this point I was pwning at GoW.]

Dude 2 - "So. Bullet. You gotta webcam?"
Me - "omg no. Hey, Castro, stop taking all my kills plz."
Dude 3 - "Hey Bullet. Webcam?"
Me - "No. Fuck."

[I go back to playing, and 3 seconds later I get friend requests from all the guys, and messages asking for a webcam.]

lolz.
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Postby magic toaster of destiny » 06 Feb 2007, 00:06

im the least competitive so i win - family guy or something....
sure i'le sign your solar plexus!
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Postby DarkMidget » 06 Feb 2007, 02:24

lol oh you mean "I'm not competitive. In fact, I'm the most non-competitive, so I win"
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Postby Melendwyr » 06 Feb 2007, 06:45

Squiddy, next time tell them that you're a 40-year-old man that hasn't hit puberty yet.

It may not be effective, but it'll at least be good for a laugh.
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Postby dark_realm » 06 Feb 2007, 07:05

i know someone who is 25 and he HASN'T hit puberty...
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