If only time stood still.

lazy_Buhda · Postby **lazy_Buhda** » 11 Mar 2007, 22:20

What if time could stop when ever you wanted it to? What would you do? Would you be resposable with your new power and rob a bank or take over the world? Or would you do nothing specail and just go around pantsing everyone and then turn time back onto see the pandamonium of pantless people?

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 11 Mar 2007, 22:27

i'm not sure of everything that i'd do, but you can be assured that, yes, there would be a lot less people with pants on if i had that power.

The Thrill · Postby **The Thrill** » 11 Mar 2007, 22:39

I would be pretty irresponsible with the kind of power. Say I don't feel like waiting in line at the bank, I'll just freeze time and carry everyone out on the curb. Maybe someone's punting dog is yapping at me, I'll stop time and put it up in a tree. Although I would use the power for good whenever possible, save people's pets from getting hit by cars or stopping fights and stuff like that. But mostly the little yappy dog thing. Damn I hate little yappy dogs.

lazy_Buhda · Postby **lazy_Buhda** » 11 Mar 2007, 22:52

I would probably stop time just to play WoW for months on end without paying...O and my Clan would be able to stop time too...

Number09 · Postby **Number09** » 12 Mar 2007, 11:31

I'd stop time to steal a whole stack of Roll Up the Rim cups at Timmies and to catch a bus and j-walk... And also to win fights, pants people, embarass people I don't like, steal stuff from people I don't like... The list of possibilities is endless!

Number09 · Postby **Number09** » 12 Mar 2007, 11:32

lazy_Buhda wrote:I would probably stop time just to play WoW for months on end without paying...O and my Clan would be able to stop time too...

Yeah but if you stop time, none of the monsters or anything will move or drop things or get any damage... :roll:

emma · Postby **emma** » 12 Mar 2007, 11:43

Number09 wrote:I'd stop time to steal a whole stack of Roll Up the Rim cups at Timmies

Why wouldn't you just steal a big screen tv or a car? or, you know, money?

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 12 Mar 2007, 11:49

ZA WARUDO

Mouse · Postby **Mouse** » 12 Mar 2007, 11:52

I would use it like if I was fighting with someone and I just wanted to punch them, I'd stop time and punch them. Also, my Dad came up with once that he would go into the mall, stop time, steal a bunch of hats and go put them on everyone's heads. Which even at nine, I thought was retarded.

owl+ bungee cord= my arse · Postby **owl+ bungee cord= my arse** » 12 Mar 2007, 13:36

I would wait outside a shop till some walks in then I'll would stop time and turn them around so they are facing away from the shop. (like when you try to go out of the borders in GTA 3)

Go to a swimming pool wait till someone goes to jump off the top board and yell "Is it safe?" when they jump I'll stop time carry them to a unused dentist surgery put them in the dentist chair, find the biggest drill I can find with the biggest masonry bit I can find, the start up time and ask them again "is it safe?" with the drill in my hands, then stop time and carry them back to the pool.

Go round smashing up any sever hosting those flashing ads.

Go to St Albans town and paint silly faces everyone.

Nick anything I want.

Put any racist I come across on the top of a tree hanging by there underwear.

Set every alarm clock in the world to go off at the same time.

zombine · Postby **zombine** » 12 Mar 2007, 13:40

You have to be careful when you do something like this, because you have to remember that someone could IM SECRETLY AN ELF randomly come in and mess up your life

Misty · Postby **Misty** » 12 Mar 2007, 14:05

I would

- go into the mall and snag whatever I want
- be heroic, save cats in trees and such
- pull pranks on people
- sleep longer

Sounds like a good plan to me

Anachronism · Postby **Anachronism** » 12 Mar 2007, 14:18

I would write my all my papers and do my assignments at literally the last second.

mistyladybug wrote:sleep longer

Or, stop time while I get a full 10 hours every night and seem like I never ever go to bed. Then again...if time stops but I don't stop aging, it would be weird when I'm 50 and I look like I'm 65 or older.

Also, if I stop time and die 'earlier' as a result of it, I might miss flying cars. I'm not going to miss flying cars.

blackdragontaz · Postby **blackdragontaz** » 12 Mar 2007, 14:58

Hmm...that's a tough question. I'd most likely take stuff (like food and gas and essential stuff) when I needed it, then get money when I needed other things. I admit I would also be like Morgan, there would be quite a many people sans-pants (or more if ya know what I mean :wink:

).

That power would also help with college. Time running out to finish a report/project/homework in class? Not any more. Plus, it would ive me more time to finish my homework and lots more time to hang with my friends.

Number09 · Postby **Number09** » 12 Mar 2007, 15:58

3mm4 wrote:
Number09 wrote:I'd stop time to steal a whole stack of Roll Up the Rim cups at Timmies

Why wouldn't you just steal a big screen tv or a car? or, you know, money?

Geographical inconveinience... :roll:

I don't know how to drive, it's too cold to bike, and even if I did know how to drive, how would I get around all the stopped traffic and snowbanks?

...and I don't know where all the prizes are since you have to mail out for them.

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 18 Mar 2007, 01:01

You're all liars.

I know every damn one of you would be grabbing stranger-boobie. Even the girls.

HomerTheBrave · Postby **HomerTheBrave** » 18 Mar 2007, 01:15

If you could stop time, and you did, who would start it again?

Fumbles · Postby **Fumbles** » 18 Mar 2007, 01:23

I probably would have killed everyone on impulse by stopping time and hacking them to pieces. This is why I can't have nice things.

owl+ bungee cord= my arse · Postby **owl+ bungee cord= my arse** » 18 Mar 2007, 02:36

Brad wrote:You're all liars.

I know every damn one of you would be grabbing stranger-boobie. Even the girls.

No one said they wouldn't grab stranger boobie or said they will only do what they put down.

zombine · Postby **zombine** » 18 Mar 2007, 08:56

Right, but i also remembered another thing, you have to be able to move things while your in time stop(oxygen molecules, your own clothes)

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 18 Mar 2007, 08:58

Brad wrote:You're all liars.

I know every damn one of you would be grabbing stranger-boobie. Even the girls.

Hellz yeah!

Melendwyr · Postby **Melendwyr** » 18 Mar 2007, 09:09

Brad wrote:You're all liars.

I know every damn one of you would be grabbing stranger-boobie. Even the girls.

No, probably not. But the murderizing would be very impressive.

dark_realm · Postby **dark_realm** » 18 Mar 2007, 09:16

Brad wrote:You're all liars.

I know every damn one of you would be grabbing stranger-boobie. Even the girls.

Hells yeh! maybe even taking their wallets... but thinking of if time stood still hurts my brain.. if it did stand still, would you age? how long would it last for? would you have to make a stupid face like that dude Hiro Nakamura off heroes to stop time?

Lord Chrusher · Postby **Lord Chrusher** » 18 Mar 2007, 11:51

The was storyline in Sluggy Freelance about a place where time stopped.

Dana · Postby **Dana** » 19 Mar 2007, 19:11

Morgan wrote:i'm not sure of everything that i'd do, but you can be assured that, yes, there would be a lot less pants on hot man asses if i had that power.

Amen, Morgan, Amen.

If only time stood still.

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