Introduce yourselves! (A friendly topic for new members)

[River_Annarchy]

DONT DO IT. ITS A TRAP.

Actually it doesnt matter, she'll get you to sign them when you're asleep regardless.

[Geoff_B]

You can always sign them in River Annarchy's name if you're unsure

[River_Annarchy]

No he can't, theres nothing left of me that can be signed away.

[ZePancakes]

Oh no, bureaucracy! Past experience suggests that I should read over the form before signing anything... I shall not rest my eyes till I've gone to my safehouse in Wester- wait, Halifax, let's just go with Halifax.

[Valkyrie-Lemons]

The bank or the place?

And then there's the question of if you mean Halifax UK or Canada.

[ZePancakes]

The less you know, the better...

[JustAName]

Oh good. Yes. Do read it. Fully.

[River_Annarchy]

As your legal council i have to advise against reading it.

[ZePancakes]

I'd take the advice of ye ol' magic conch and do "Nothing".

[Master Gunner]

Solid advice.

[JustAName]

Oh good. That signifies acquiescence.

[Master Gunner]

After all, silence means "yes".

[JustAName]

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope not even going there.

Lack of response means "yes" in THIS contract. Nowhere else. >.<

[River_Annarchy]

Exactly. If you dont protest or say anything it means nothing.

[JustAName]

I'm, uh... regretting saying things in this vein. Can we move on? Quickly?

[River_Annarchy]

Why did you have to mention veins.
Now im thinking about how i signed all those contracts just be bleeding.

[TheGhostOfZero]

Blood? Can I have some?

[Geoff_B]

don't you have enough of your own?

[River_Annarchy]

I need the rest of my blood so no.

[JQuill]

Greetings all, name is Josh and I've figured it was about time to come join these forums. Back in September I got back in Magic the Gathering first via the Duels of Planeswalkers game and then MTGO, and while looking for content to catch me up I stumbled on MTGO Academy and the LRR drafts. Since then I've become a huge fan of all the LRR MTG content and have started looking into the non-MTG stuff as well.

As for me, I'm 25 and live in Delaware (it's one of the 50 states I promise). Currently between jobs but a recent grad of Virginia Tech with a degree in Finance. I'm a huge fan of video games, movies, music, TV, Magic, and as my avatar proves good comedy (which LRR has proven to be).

So yeah, hoping to get to know all of you and have some epic, online forum, good times here

[Geoff_B]

Hi and welcome And don't sign anything. At all

[ZePancakes]

And from my experience silence is another way of saying yes. Fly you fools!

[Phailhammer]

That still won't necessarily save you.

[Lord Chrusher]

You do not have to sign anything. It is all in the fine print you accepted when you signed up for the forum.

Welcome!

[Geoff_B]

Yeah, that field for first LRR vid is a bit misleading. What it actually says in cunningly disguised tiny print is "by filling in this field with a legitimate LRR video title you hereby consent to your soul becoming the property of the first person to claim it".