Introduce yourselves! (A friendly topic for new members)

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 26 Mar 2008, 23:03

Hmm...I guess being a polar bear isn't that bad. As long as I don't end up as a dinosaur...that might be difficult figuring out what to eat. ><

kimmeekimkim · Postby **kimmeekimkim** » 26 Mar 2008, 23:37

Nomadic wrote:Hmm...I guess being a polar bear isn't that bad. As long as I don't end up as a dinosaur...that might be difficult figuring out what to eat. ><

The dinosaurs are in the Albertan Bad Lands. They eat tourists.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 26 Mar 2008, 23:55

Sweet. I wonder what would happen if you genetically combine a polar bear, a dinosaur, and a human?

My guess is the result would be a genetic ooze that pretty much had killed itself while trying to form an impossible creature. Epic fail, if you will.

Daco · Postby **Daco** » 27 Mar 2008, 01:22

kimmeekimkim wrote:[the whole mumbo jumbo about polar bears go here]

i like the sound of that D:

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 27 Mar 2008, 01:23

You know THERE other threads on the forums, children.

Also, welcome, all of ye.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 27 Mar 2008, 15:13

Allen! wrote:You know THERE other threads on the forums, children.

Also, welcome, all of ye.

Wait, what? Other threads you say? Do we have a full sweater of threads?
(And yeah, I know. But here you can be stupid and newbish and no one will blink twice. XD )

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 27 Mar 2008, 23:13

If it makes you feel better, Lavos and Corax get away with that in the rest of the forums. So, you can join their mighty ranks.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 28 Mar 2008, 00:55

In that case, I shall venture out into the rest of the forums to join my evil counterparts. Onward to victory (but hopefully not the banhammer)!

kimmeekimkim · Postby **kimmeekimkim** » 28 Mar 2008, 09:55

Allen! wrote:You know THERE other threads on the forums, children.

Also, welcome, all of ye.

But, but what about the polar bears? who shall waste time and space discussing polar bears??

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 28 Mar 2008, 10:37

I shall. For the honor of my fallen comrades and the glory of polar beardom, I SHALL PREVAIL!

Whatchamabiscut · Postby **Whatchamabiscut** » 28 Mar 2008, 18:08

Smallpoxxer wrote: who would attack Canada? The Maple Syrup Haters?

No, THE DUTCH!!! Because they are THE DUTCH!!!

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 28 Mar 2008, 18:23

AGAIN! THE DUTCH AGAIN!

kimmeekimkim · Postby **kimmeekimkim** » 28 Mar 2008, 19:31

But the Dutch LOVE Canada! They send us tulips annually in thanks! why would they suddenly turn on us? ... unless they sent us MAGIC tulips by mistake, and wanted them back... would a waffle wall stop them too? Maybe it should surround Canada completely?

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 28 Mar 2008, 19:35

kimmeekimkim wrote:would a waffle wall stop them too? Maybe it should surround Canada completely?

*Backs away slowly*...hey now, I'm only half Canadian...I'm not sure I could handle that much waffle...

Whatchamabiscut · Postby **Whatchamabiscut** » 30 Mar 2008, 08:11

I don't think a waffle wall would go to well. THE DUTCH could simply put chocolate ice cream on it or chocolate chips in it and sit back while the wall is eaten. Then THE DUTCH could easily come and take back the magical tulips, given that they haven't already been used depending on the thickness of the waffle wall and how long it took to be eaten.

DicyDax · Postby **DicyDax** » 31 Mar 2008, 07:05

So, I suppose I should introduce myself. I am Dicy. I was linked here from Pure Pwnage, god bless them for that. I will be here, waiting for any opportunity to shout: "INTERLACE". Well, guess that's it.

Daco · Postby **Daco** » 31 Mar 2008, 11:10

Whatchamabiscut wrote:I don't think a waffle wall would go to well. THE DUTCH could simply put chocolate ice cream on it or chocolate chips in it and sit back while the wall is eaten. Then THE DUTCH could easily come and take back the magical tulips, given that they haven't already been used depending on the thickness of the waffle wall and how long it took to be eaten.

the dutch....AGAIN!

and hi Dicy

DicyDax · Postby **DicyDax** » 31 Mar 2008, 14:20

Daco wrote:and hi Dicy

Hi Daco. and may I say that your avatar is absolutely incredible. Elfen Lied ftw!

Smallpoxxer · Postby **Smallpoxxer** » 01 Apr 2008, 12:50

Welcome Dicy, you know Pure Pwnage was also the reason I came to this site and both are great
People, people what are you talking about? The waffle wall is for the North Pole penguins.
To stop the dutch we just need a good dutch defence(chess ref.) and 24/7 dutch music blasting along the border. Any more need for how to defend Pancakeland, just come to me and I will straighten it out for you.

DicyDax · Postby **DicyDax** » 01 Apr 2008, 21:14

Smallpoxxer wrote:Welcome Dicy, you know Pure Pwnage was also the reason I came to this site and both are great
People, people what are you talking about? The waffle wall is for the North Pole penguins.
To stop the dutch we just need a good dutch defence(chess ref.) and 24/7 dutch music blasting along the border. Any more need for how to defend Pancakeland, just come to me and I will straighten it out for you.

Of the Netherlands died, I'd be sad. No moar free hash and techno music...

Daco · Postby **Daco** » 02 Apr 2008, 02:30

DicyDax wrote:No moar free hash and techno music...

i can agree to the first one but the last one... >_>

DicyDax · Postby **DicyDax** » 02 Apr 2008, 02:47

Daco wrote:
DicyDax wrote:No moar free hash and techno music...
i can agree to the first one but the last one... >_>

Well, you know. I mean... Hardstyle ain't that bad...

Whatchamabiscut · Postby **Whatchamabiscut** » 02 Apr 2008, 05:40

DicyDax wrote:
Daco wrote:
DicyDax wrote:No moar free hash and techno music...
i can agree to the first one but the last one... >_>
Well, you know. I mean... Hardstyle ain't that bad...

Yes, yes it is.

kimmeekimkim · Postby **kimmeekimkim** » 02 Apr 2008, 13:06

Somehow I think defending Pancakeland/Canada from the Dutch Penguin invasion will not affect the music scene in Europe, regardless of personal feelings towards the quality of techno (or, for that matter, the free hash) produced there. We should have a line of early warning beacons set up to play the Arrogant Worms up north, though, just in case.

Godzpunchingbag · Postby **Godzpunchingbag** » 02 Apr 2008, 13:08

Hello everyone long time fan first time post i finally decided to stop being lazy and register at the forum.

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