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DO NOT POST HARRY POTTER SPOILERS HERE!

Postby Kathleen » 17 Jul 2007, 13:39

Hey kids.

The new Harry Potter book has leaked in full form onto the internet now. Therefore, I post the following threat:

IF ANYONE EVEN THINKS ABOUT POSTING THE SPOILERS HERE I WILL FIND YOU, BREAK ALL YOUR FINGERS ONE BY ONE SO YOU CANNOT TYPE ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE A BOY YOU WILL HAVE THE ADDED BONUS OF ME COVERING YOUR BALLS IN CRAZY GLUE AND THEN STUFFING THEM UP YOUR ASS. YOU WILL SHIT ON YOUR BALLS FOR ETERNITY.
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Postby tak197 » 17 Jul 2007, 13:55

Agreed!
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Postby OmegaZultan » 17 Jul 2007, 14:48

I would not worry about it, from what i've been able to tell, the leaked content is completely fake simply because the initial leaker goes on to say that the pope is right in saying that harry potter is the devil and whatnot. Besides after reading it, I find it hard to believe thats how it would happen, its just impossible for Rowling to have wirtten that out, her fans would hate her.
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Postby Kathleen » 17 Jul 2007, 15:44

I am so goddamned scared to look at any thread on the internet now. Seriously.
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Postby Misty » 17 Jul 2007, 16:05

Then I highly suggest to NOT, by any means, look in the "Any other Harry Potter nerds out there?" thread here... I think I accidentally spoiled myself :(

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Postby Lavos » 17 Jul 2007, 16:20

I marked mine with spoilers.
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Postby korri » 17 Jul 2007, 17:12

sorry my thread totally died... I HATE YOU PATCH!!!.... i accidently read them too... and if any of them come true, i will hunt you down and do something... bad...

oh and i'm totally going to an opening party.... and dressing up... yeah i'm a nerd
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Postby Tapir12 » 17 Jul 2007, 17:51

Wow, I feel like the only one on the PLANET who hasn't read Harry Potter....

And I only saw the first movie.

Maybe I should be shot
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Postby James » 17 Jul 2007, 17:54

You are definitely not the only one.
I have never touched one of the books, nor have i seen any more than 45 seconds of the movies (and it was the first one). And that was only cause it was being played as i walked by the Sony store once :P

Actually my current goal is to go opening night of the 7th movie. Sit beside Matt and every other minute turn to him and ask either:

"Who is that?"
or
"What's going on?"

Should be enjoyable.
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Postby Allen! » 17 Jul 2007, 17:57

Dumbledore dies??

WTF?!?
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Postby korri » 17 Jul 2007, 18:54

James wrote:Actually my current goal is to go opening night of the 7th movie. Sit beside Matt and every other minute turn to him and ask either:

"Who is that?"
or
"What's going on?"

Should be enjoyable.


i totally do this all the time with tv shows.... its really fun to do it with long running and extremely complicated ones...i like to see how long it is before someone A, swears at me, or B, threatens me with bodily harm... but the fun doesn't start until there is bodily harm...
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Postby JesterJ. » 17 Jul 2007, 19:44

Kathleen wrote:I am so goddamned scared to look at any thread on the internet now. Seriously.


I am, too. Now that this warning is up I feel this forum is safe, so this should work out...

Also, I love you for putting up the warning. I was so fucking pissed when the 6th was ruined for me.


PS: Maybe one of the moderators who hasn't read the books could go on 'Potter Patrol', namely root out anyone who's posting spoilers and punish them?
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Postby Lavos » 17 Jul 2007, 20:23

I'm kind of surprised the purepwnage forums aren't spamming it everywhere.
They were spamming rickrolls so I figured they would spam harry potter *** * * ***** *** *************** ** *.
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Postby JesterJ. » 17 Jul 2007, 20:25

WELL FUCK.

WoW was being gay, so I made the mistake of checking the forums to see if it was a problem for everyone, or an account-specific issue. EVERY SINGLE TOPIC TITLE is a spoiler, and they are hidden in all the threads, just randomly thrown in.


Long story short: Stay off the fucking internet.
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Postby Tapir12 » 17 Jul 2007, 20:37

The whole world is gonna shut down this weekend. I forsee it.
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Postby YamaroV2 » 17 Jul 2007, 21:19

HARRY CLASS-UPS TO BLACK WIZARD
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Postby The Happy Friar » 17 Jul 2007, 21:19

forgot the book was even coming out. I was in the simpsons movie zone! Not sure to thank or curse you kathleen. :)
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Postby tak197 » 17 Jul 2007, 21:40

I am a posing HP nerd. I have some familiarity with the characters and plots, but I totally bug my brother with all the details.

But I will exercise restraint and wait for him to finish book 7 before I get annoying on him.

I may even have to read the last chapter of it just in case.
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Postby Kathleen » 17 Jul 2007, 21:52

I didn't even look at the Harry Potter thread. I just couldn't, I was too afraid! This thread was started more to avoid stuff like what happened on Dumbrella before book six came out - a post with the topic "Dumbledore Dies, Snape Kills Him!".
Grr.

Graham is on spoiler deletion patrol for the rest of us. He is a good man. What a noble sacrifice.
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Postby YamaroV2 » 17 Jul 2007, 21:56

The man is a work of art.

Unfortunately, that art is that of bazooka joe, and with half the wit.

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Postby tak197 » 17 Jul 2007, 21:58

Kathleen wrote:I didn't even look at the Harry Potter thread. I just couldn't, I was too afraid! This thread was started more to avoid stuff like what happened on Dumbrella before book six came out - a post with the topic "Dumbledore Dies, Snape Kills Him!".
Grr.

Graham is on spoiler deletion patrol for the rest of us. He is a good man. What a noble sacrifice.


Well, it started out innocent enough, mainly with asking if anyone else enjoyed the franchise.

Also, if it can get more children reading instead of playing video games and watching tv in excess, I am for it.
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Postby dark_realm » 17 Jul 2007, 22:29

James wrote:You are definitely not the only one.
I have never touched one of the books, nor have i seen any more than 45 seconds of the movies (and it was the first one).


yay there are others like me out there!! :D i have seen half of the first movie, but thats because someone chucked it on while i was passed out from drinking and i woke up half way through it, i didn't want to leave the couch cos it was too warm..
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Postby Kara » 17 Jul 2007, 22:55

Your speaking of this leaked version terrifies me. I haven't seen it and don't intend on it, but MAN is your discussion of it alarming to me.
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Postby CyberTractor » 18 Jul 2007, 00:00

Snape kills Dumbledore?!?

THANKS KATHLEEN!

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Postby Graham » 18 Jul 2007, 01:19

For the well-being of our members, I will gladly back up this up with a ban-hammer.
No one get any funny ideas.
Starting now.

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