a TERRIBLE opportunity

[Shroin]

Well, myself along with my friends will be attending Anime Evolution (an anime convention) in Vancouver in one week. Today I visited the website for the event and found some interesting news on a new guest and panel.. person.

Movie Premier & Guest Dr. Uwe Boll

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We are excited to announce Producer & Director Uwe Boll to be a guest at this year’s convention! Dr. Boll will be doing a panel discussion about video games, censorship and Internet connectivity (youtube, imdb, etc.). He will also be showing clips of some of his past films. To complete this event, Dr. Boll will be showing his latest work Postal for the first time in Canada!

Please join us on Friday, August 17th at 5 PM for this exciting event!

note: some graphic and explicit content may be presented, viewer discretion is advised

Please see Dr. Boll’s full bio on our guest page!

Now, the question is.... What should I do?

I'm leaning towards being an evil bastard here.

[Lavos]

I'm pretty sure I'm going, so just watch for suspicious people who want to kill uwe.

[Misty]

I dare someone from the LRR crew who's able to attend to go up to Uwe and give him a DVD with PSA: Uwe Boll and Uwe Boll: An Apology on it. I dare you.

Seriously, it'd be awesome. If the guy has any sense of humor at all he'll love them.

(hey, now that I see that Lavos is going... how about you do it? ;D)

[tak197]

seeing as boll is a former BOXER!!!!, i second lavos taking it to him.

I kid, lavos. Don't want you to get your ass kicked for being the messenger.

but seriously, that has sheer stu..pi...di......ty.........




DO IT!!!!!!!

[JesterJ.]

Yeah Lavos, definitely do it.


"Dr." Boll?

[Vicky]

Of course Uwe Boll has seen the videos, seeing as how by night, Graham secretly is Uwe Boll.



... uh, I would go with what he said about bringing him the videos. Or maybe just shake his hand and see if it mutates into something horrific 48 hours later. Or, opt for silly string. It never, ever, ever fails.

[NecroVale]

Graham is too cool to be Uwe Boll, even at night.

And Uwe has probably already seen them since Graham sent them to him, or at least a link, if I recall right.

A better trick/joke or whatever would to hijack the movie clips and replace them with the PSA: Uwe Boll video.

[Kara]

WHY must I be missing it this year?! NOT FAIR.

[Kawaiicaps]

Wow that's going to be cool! See you at AE this year shroin.
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[Cake]

I'm not even joking about this. I had a dream last night that Uwe Boll was in my backyard (where in the world did I get a backyard? I live in an apartment), and I handed him the DVD with the PSA on it. Then he sued me. Weird dream eh?

[Kawaiicaps]

strange!

I read somewhere that he is very sensative about this movies. I hope he doesn't cry!
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