Bill went to go fight ninjas
Bill went to go fight ninjas
I know I don’t post very often, but I think I have to post in this case. I’m leaving for a while. I have to go fight ninjas. And, why do I have to go fight ninjas? Well, I was approached, in San Francisco, by a dour looking gentleman who asked, “If I knew about the steep rise in the ninja’s population over the past couple of years.” I said,
“I hadn’t.” And, he said, flippantly.
“Exactly they’re sneaky, that’s the problem.” He went on and on about figures about how many ninja related deaths occur each year, how ninja’s negatively impact our economy, and whatever else, I zoned out for a bit, but then he asked, “would you like to keep the ninja population down?”
“Sure, who wouldn’t, but why me?”
“You look like a guy that’s killed a few ninjas.”
“Nope. But I have played a lot ninjas in many video games, so I think I understand the mind a ninja. Like never go after rice balls they’re just a distraction, ninja tend to roll a lot, and if ninjas are blocking all the time, like ninja ‘turtles’, just throw them an--’’ He interrupts my ramble and says,
“Okay I get it, you’re hired.” I respond back not bothering to hide my shit eating grin,
“High Turn over, huh.”
“Ninja are assholes.” We both laughed. Then I went back to the hotel we were staying at packed up my stuff, and I went the Ninja Fighting Organization (N.F.O.) training centre where I am right now.
So that’s the story any questions?
FAQ of the “Bill went to go fight ninjas” post
Q: Where did Bill go?
A: He went to go fight ninjas.
Q: Will Bill be back?
A: Yes, once the ninja population is below an acceptable level.
Q: Does Bill fear death at the hands ninjas?
A: No, Bill only fears dishonor.
Q: Will Lavos get any better a DotA?
A: After reading his Rexxar guide, No I fucking doubt it.
Please remember kids have your Ninjas spayed or neutered.
“I hadn’t.” And, he said, flippantly.
“Exactly they’re sneaky, that’s the problem.” He went on and on about figures about how many ninja related deaths occur each year, how ninja’s negatively impact our economy, and whatever else, I zoned out for a bit, but then he asked, “would you like to keep the ninja population down?”
“Sure, who wouldn’t, but why me?”
“You look like a guy that’s killed a few ninjas.”
“Nope. But I have played a lot ninjas in many video games, so I think I understand the mind a ninja. Like never go after rice balls they’re just a distraction, ninja tend to roll a lot, and if ninjas are blocking all the time, like ninja ‘turtles’, just throw them an--’’ He interrupts my ramble and says,
“Okay I get it, you’re hired.” I respond back not bothering to hide my shit eating grin,
“High Turn over, huh.”
“Ninja are assholes.” We both laughed. Then I went back to the hotel we were staying at packed up my stuff, and I went the Ninja Fighting Organization (N.F.O.) training centre where I am right now.
So that’s the story any questions?
FAQ of the “Bill went to go fight ninjas” post
Q: Where did Bill go?
A: He went to go fight ninjas.
Q: Will Bill be back?
A: Yes, once the ninja population is below an acceptable level.
Q: Does Bill fear death at the hands ninjas?
A: No, Bill only fears dishonor.
Q: Will Lavos get any better a DotA?
A: After reading his Rexxar guide, No I fucking doubt it.
Please remember kids have your Ninjas spayed or neutered.
Last edited by Bill on 11 Aug 2007, 20:46, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Bill went to go fight ninjas
Bill wrote:Please remember kids have your Ninjas spayed or nurtured.
Nurtured? I guess it's only appropriate that if I'm going to spay him, that I nurture him through his time of grief at losing his womanhood.
In related news, I'd like to know WHAT REALLY HAPPENED to Bill.
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riiiiiiiiight. When you come back from "fighting the ninja", just be sure to clean up after yourself. Remember to do as Miyagi tells you, "Wax On Wax Off".
Yes I know there is a difference between ninja and karate.
But if there were real ninjas with mystical powers how is it that they can't walk on water and stop swords with their hands?
Yes I know there is a difference between ninja and karate.
But if there were real ninjas with mystical powers how is it that they can't walk on water and stop swords with their hands?
tak197 wrote:riiiiiiiiight. When you come back from "fighting the ninja", just be sure to clean up after yourself. Remember to do as Miyagi tells you, "Wax On Wax Off".
Yes I know there is a difference between ninja and karate.
But if there were real ninjas with mystical powers how is it that they can't walk on water and stop swords with their hands?
Fuck off, how'd you know Karate kid was on tonight?
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DontPanic wrote:In response I shall reenact the scene from Point Break where Keanu fires his gun into the air in frustration.
In response to your response I shall reenact the scene from Hot Fuzz where Danny Butterman reenacts the scene from Point Break where Keanu fires his gun into the air in frustration.
In response to the response to the response, I show you bills leaked sextape with morgan.
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Yeah, about that tak. Pjotr most likely doesn't really know him, your friend is probably just an unoriginal bastard.
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