What would you rape Morgan with?

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What would you rape Morgan if he was helpless and alone?

A broom handle
4
4%
Witty remarks about his ineptitude
22
23%
use 2 fingers and check his prostate while you're in there.
3
3%
An ass funnel
8
9%
Lavos
57
61%
 
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What would you rape Morgan with?

Postby Bill » 07 Oct 2007, 22:33

I think this poll speaks for itself.



P.S. If you ever need him helpless just pull his left shoulder out of its socket and he'll be down for the count.
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Postby Lavos » 07 Oct 2007, 22:34

I'd rape him with me, that butt face.
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Postby Lavos » 07 Oct 2007, 22:35

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BTW.
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Postby Lavos » 07 Oct 2007, 22:39

Lets photoshop morgan in a gay situation!
also: this is how big his butthole is: ><
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Postby Bill » 07 Oct 2007, 22:39

how long have you been waiting to use those pics?
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Postby Lavos » 07 Oct 2007, 22:40

I did one of david hasselhoff towering over morgan with your face, but it disappeared.
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Postby Cake » 07 Oct 2007, 22:53

I didn't see sandpaper condoms on that list...
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Postby Lavos » 08 Oct 2007, 00:19

Cake wrote:I didn't see sandpaper condoms on that list...
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Postby tak197 » 08 Oct 2007, 02:08

I gotta admit, I probably couldn't do it. Something about a helpless Morgan would just bother me to where I couldn't continue.

Plus I don't know where his brown eye has been.
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Postby Fumbles » 08 Oct 2007, 02:10

roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.

also Bill ninjas falling quickly or is set out for a long war.
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Postby Allen! » 08 Oct 2007, 02:40

Everyone who voted on that poll or suggested opinions is gay.

You got tricked by Bill. Kill yourselves.
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Postby god0fgod » 08 Oct 2007, 03:49

Lavos wrote:Image
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BTW.


Next time use a magnetic laso.
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Postby korri » 08 Oct 2007, 03:54

uhh its funnier because he didn't...
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Postby Pattmyn » 08 Oct 2007, 07:18

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it funny that Lavos seems to be the raping tool of choice here?
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Postby The Happy Friar » 08 Oct 2007, 09:41

at 69 % on top of that.
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Postby Pattmyn » 08 Oct 2007, 09:47

Just getting worse and worse. :lol:
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Postby NecroVale » 08 Oct 2007, 13:11

I picked Lavos, but would it be possible to use Lavos and something else, or is it one per customer? :P
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Postby dark_realm » 08 Oct 2007, 17:47

i think An ass funnel would be the best... maybe we could liquidize lavos and pour him in!
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Postby Morgan » 08 Oct 2007, 18:16

i chose the ass funnel. ass funnels ftw!
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Postby Lavos » 08 Oct 2007, 18:23

But I thought you liked the p33n morgan

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Postby The Happy Friar » 08 Oct 2007, 18:23

i'm guessing nobody want some sweet loving with morgan.

i'll throw a castrated goat in to the right as "something else". He's got two horns. :twisted:
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Postby Morgan » 08 Oct 2007, 22:34

The Happy Friar wrote:i'm guessing nobody want some sweet loving with morgan.


you'd think that.
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Postby Kara » 09 Oct 2007, 14:06

Morgan wrote:
The Happy Friar wrote:i'm guessing nobody want some sweet loving with morgan.


you'd think that.


Clearly Lavos wants some.
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Postby Cake » 23 Jun 2008, 02:54

....You find pics of an ass funnel, and this thread is immediately what you think of? ....Nice! Also, nice necro.
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