What would you rape Morgan with?

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What would you rape Morgan if he was helpless and alone?

A broom handle
4
4%
Witty remarks about his ineptitude
22
23%
use 2 fingers and check his prostate while you're in there.
3
3%
An ass funnel
8
9%
Lavos
57
61%
 
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Postby Cake » 10 Oct 2008, 17:24

Master Gunner wrote:As I recall, that would be the thread Cake mentioned.

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Postby Master Gunner » 10 Oct 2008, 17:49

Cake wrote:
Master Gunner wrote:As I recall, that would be the thread Cake mentioned.

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Postby NecroVale » 11 Oct 2008, 14:05

Cake wrote:Dammit. Why is this thread necro'd? Go necro the "How many kisses will I give Morgan" thread if you want to talk about Morgan.


:( :( :( :(

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Postby magentahaze » 11 Oct 2008, 22:39

None of the above.

I would spare Morgan the rapeage... he's just too adorable. :D
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Postby Evil Jim » 12 Oct 2008, 02:48

I still think my ass funnel pic was the best necro on this thread.
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Postby Morgan » 12 Oct 2008, 03:46

magentahaze wrote:I would spare Morgan the rapeage... he's just too adorable. :D


i'm glad someone wouldn't rape me :(
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Postby JesterJ. » 12 Oct 2008, 10:12

Morgan wrote:
magentahaze wrote:I would spare Morgan the rapeage... he's just too adorable. :D


i'm glad someone wouldn't rape me :(

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Postby Wraith » 12 Oct 2008, 10:28

Corax wrote:Weapons of Ass Destruction


That was worth a three month necro? Really?
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Postby userpjx » 12 Oct 2008, 12:36

Wraith wrote:
Corax wrote:Weapons of Ass Destruction


That was worth a three month necro? Really?


Yes. It's funny.
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Postby Corax » 12 Oct 2008, 12:38

Wraith wrote:
Corax wrote:Weapons of Ass Destruction


That was worth a three month necro? Really?


Really!
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Postby Master Gunner » 12 Oct 2008, 13:36

userpjx wrote:Yes. It's funny.

No, it isn't.

Corax wrote:Really!

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Postby Dutch guy » 12 Oct 2008, 14:00

Just the thought of performing said rape action on morgen makes me shudder in disgust. Why would I want to do anything like that?

One thing I would be curious about however if I would even be able to "Rape" Morgan with "Witty remarks about his ineptitude". I fear Morgan is better then me in that area, which would result in me getting screwed over by Morgan. *Shudders in horror*
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Postby magentahaze » 12 Oct 2008, 18:47

Morgan wrote:
magentahaze wrote:I would spare Morgan the rapeage... he's just too adorable. :D


i'm glad someone wouldn't rape me :(




I'm sure your backside would like a break. ;)
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Postby Alja-Markir » 16 Oct 2008, 09:30

It's not rape if he's willing.

*shifty eyes*

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Postby DmitriW » 16 Oct 2008, 09:55

Alja-Markir wrote:It's not rape if he's willing.

*shifty eyes*

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And Morgan's ALWAYS willing.
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