LRR translated into unintelligent.

[Cake]

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?ur ... adyrun.com

[Tensen01]

The only part of that that actually made me laugh was the very bottom:

"all content © 2003-2007 Pizzle Brotha n Graham Stizzay"

[Cake]

It's a random generation ever time, so some are more funny than others.

[CyberTractor]

Photoshop Wizard translation...

"Come wit me n I W-to-tha-izzill shiznow you tha world of magic n wonda T-H-to-tha-izzat you can unlock wit even tha simplest art project!"

Lawl.

[Allen!]

It's a random generation ever time, so some are more funny than others.

I translated this page through it, and for Cake, got:

It's a random generizzles ever time, so some is more F-U-Double-Nizzy T-H-to-tha-izzan cracka.

[lol 69]

all content © 2003-2007 Paul Bitch n Graham Stiznark

Early in 2003 two guys named Graham n Pizzy figured mak'n a website where they could shizzow off some of they videos would be a good idea gangsta style.

Mizzle than jizzle show'n of they few previous works, Graham n Pizzy decided ta makes new videos . Im crazy, you can't phase me. Lot's of new videos . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Like, one every wizzle.

So, wit three years in tha bizzag, Graham n Paul is look'n forward ta even more silliness . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga.

I'm going to call Paul "Pizzy" from now on.

[JohnyMcmuffin]

I'm partial to it's description of The Whatever Thing

Limited Return
Yes, he's bizzack, but dizzay takes this as a sign he ever wizzay be again.

[CyberTractor]

Here's an article about Harry Potter and Golden Compass.

---
Between tha vapid idiots protest'n tha releaze of "Harry Killa n tha Brotha of tha Phoenix" on DVD n tha thugz who is organiz'n movie boycotts (i.e. "The Golden Compass"), it makes me sizzick.

There is children dying of hunga in Darfur.

There is racial cleans'n in Cambodia.

There is shawty bitchez being sold ta brothels in The Philippizzles.

AND THEY'RE WORRIED `bout A FREAKIN' MOVIE? You should be on yo knees blingin' God every single day tizzle you happened ta be bizzy in a place where you can walk out of yo dizzle witout fear'n fo` yo life like a motha fucka. I swear, people's priorities is SCREWED THE Hizzle UP. It's a DAMN MOVIE. Go takes that time n energy n focus on sum-m sum-m that is REALLY, TRULY important.
---

Let's all take a vow of silence in rememberence of tha shawty bitches being sold ta brothels in the Philippizzles.

[Corax]

lol for me the random video was the LoadingReadyRap

[Graham]

Call us Pizzy 'n Stiznark from now own.

[emma]

Please change your forum names to that. Please.

[Spindizzy]

I translated the main Wikipedia page and got
"Nazi collaborizzle"

I don't think anything will beat that... for now.

[CyberTractor]

Experiment 1 - Control - No Gizoogling

Sample text from The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

[CyberTractor]

Experiment 2 - Gizoogling the text.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered wizzle n weary,
Over many a quaint n curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napp'n, suddenly there came a tapp'n,
As of some one gently blunt-rollin' rapp'n at mah chamba door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapp'n at mah wanna be gangsta dizzle -
Only this, n nuttin' more.'


Note: Significant changes in the structure of the poem.

[CyberTractor]

Experiment 3 - Regizoogled the gizoogled text.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered wizzy n weary,
Over many a quaint n curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napp'n, suddenly there came a tapp'n,
As of some one gently straight trippin' pimpin' at mah hustla dizzle.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, Chillin' at mah drug deala dizzle -
Only this, n nuttin' more.'

Note: No significant changes. :(

[CyberTractor]

Results: You can't gizoogle something into an incoherent jumble of words.

That would have been amusing. :(

[Cake]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....
quoth the server, 404.

Fixed

[tak197]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
suddenly there came a warning,
and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!".....
quoth the server, 404.

Fixed

Ahhhhh, Poe as I remembered it.

[TheGoldenWombat]

This is way more fun than it should be, that being said my favorites that I got were:
The Worst Homosizzle
How ta Tizzle Like a Pirate
Hizzy: The Future of Gam'n

[empath]

I got:

Lock Out
The LRR crizzay is invited ta tha Child's Play Charity Killa and, predictizzles git into all sorts of trouble . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.

Yeah, the italicized part pretty much sums it up.

[korri]

is it bad that when i read this i get an image of a stereotypical "gangsta" saying it all outloud?

[The Hitman]

Isn't... isn't that the whole idea?

[tak197]

[The Hitman]

Dude, I utilize the 'N word' all the time, but then I am controversial in my refusal to accept racism in any way, shape or form, so I am just taking back the word for all of humanity.

I'm also taking back 'assclown.' We've got queer back from the man already (e.g., queer theory), but assclown still has negative connotations, so I've been using it as a synonym for 'enthusiast.'

For example, "Yeah man, I love oldschool rap. I'm a total rap assclown."

Edit: I forgot about the stupid filter on that word.

[CyberTractor]

There's a word filter?

Here?

faggot